V Festival (Chelmsford) 2012
Saturday 18th to Sunday 19th August 2012Hylands Park, Chelmsford, Essex, CM2 8WQ, England MAP
£175 w/e with camping
Daily capacity: 90,000
Today's music charts are like a game of Where's Wally? Only the game is called where's the guitar band, and the same could be said of this year's V Festival line-up. The highly commercial festival, back in the stunning surroundings of Hylands Park for a 17th consecutive year, always has catered to the airwaves of Radio One, which unfortunately sees an alarming lack of good old fashioned guitar bands these days.
Looking around the crowd here in Hylands Park, I do feel as though I've walked in on an episode of The Only Way Is Essex; but on to the music and kicking off the festivities on the main stage this year are geeky Scottish duo The Proclaimers. The Reid brothers instigate a mass sing-a-long to their drunken karaoke anthem 'I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)', but other than this offer very little.
Having spent all summer complaining about the lack of sun and being typically British we all find ourselves now complaining it's too hot. The heat this weekend is absurd, as is the price of £2.20 for a bottle of water. There is also a shocking lack of free water points, meaning that the queues for these points stretch as far as the eyes can see.
Today's line-up leaves me with little choice but to sit on the main stage for most of the day, and next up is James Morrison. Morrison readily admits his fan base is mostly comprised of females, and songs such as 'Broken Strings', 'Wonderful World' and 'You Give Me Something' keep the ladies happy.
As we await the arrival of rapper Example, we are treated to a display by the British Army's Parachute Regiment display team, the Red Devils. Example then gets the place bouncing with an energetic show including singles 'Kickstarts' and 'Changed The Way You Kiss Me'.
On 22nd August 2009 in Weston Park, Oasis headlined V Festival. This would turn out to be the bands final performance. The very next night the Gallagher brothers were due onstage here in Hylands Park, however they never made it. Viral laryngitis said the official statement, but days later the band were no more. Tonight Noel Gallagher has made it, and he is set to sub-headline the festival with his solo group Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds.
Early on in the set Gallagher laughs off a "where's Liam?" shout from the crowd, saying "where's Ian (Brown), he's backstage". They then dip back into the Oasis catalogue for a well received rendition of 'Supersonic', which Gallagher dedicates to Olympic hero and double gold medallist Mo Farah.
The rest of the show is a mix of solo songs such as 'AKA...What A Life!', 'AKA...Broken Arrow' and '(Stranded On) The Wrong Beach' and Oasis tracks 'Talk Tonight', 'Half The World Away' and 'Whatever'. Gallagher and co finish their slot by getting the crowd singing along to Oasis classics 'Little By Little' and 'Don't Look Back In Anger', and leaving us wondering, Liam who?
I then get the opportunity to sample singer-songwriter Delilah in the Undercover tent. As I enter I can see that the tent is almost empty, and it's soon apparent why. I can only last a few songs before heading back to the main stage, as I find her so boring.
Midway through his set we are treated to a guest spot by Example as the pair perform Examples massive hit 'Changed The Way You Kiss Me'. The guest spots don't stop there with Mikill Pane joining him on 'Little Lady' and Rizzle Kicks popping in during an extended version of 'You Need Me, I Don't Need You'. Sheeran saves my night and as I make my way from the tent at the end of the night, I feel fully justified with my decision. Ed Sheeran is a ray of light for guitar music in these dark days.
review by: Paul Barnes
photos by: Denis Gorbatov
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