Um, I've just been blindly typing on another keyboard and wondering why nothings coming out but eventually I found the right keyboard, so at least I've achieved something (stops for quick fag break after all that exercise). My house is at the freezing point of nitrogen (63K in case you're interested) and my fingers have just broken off but I will continue to type with my stubs,why?, because you deserve to be this bored. Have just returned from Bonnie! Scotland, the enigma of the tartan mafia
Apologies to any Estonians who,bizarrely, might be reading this (OK so the chances are pretty remote that anyones reading this ) Anyway I may have given the impression from my drunken posting that I was in Russia when Im um here. Anyway, leaving Oteppä today to go to Parnu. Went to Tartu yesterday its avery pretty uni town on a river with eighties music blasting out of every cafe, in fact anywhere you go here you can listen to Phil Collins and Simply Red's full repetoire lets soft rock. Just
Bloody hell
its saturday night I cant see the f**kin key board and Im wasted in the Baltics . Anyway ex-husband is down painting the house, ex-fiancee is eating dog and Ive been drinking rather a lot of vodka and Im staying in a spa hotel with a whiff of Stalin about it. They like their lakes the Ruski lot. Went through a vllage today and was accosted by a ginger bloke, never mind got chatted up by the band at the stalin hotel. time for ironic corrugatiiion tomorrow
Have just officially ended my nearly three year engagement and he's moving out today.Still not sure if he's taking Lola (our cat not the transvestite) as he's staying at my sisters' and bother-in-laws' house for a bit until he gets a flat. sob, sob, sob.
On a lighter note I'm off to Estonia next week and staying in a spa hotel for part of it, will have to drown my sorrow in vodka albeit Estonian gutrot stuff
NB I refuse to type anything else about the Ws or their propensity for attracting f
Working in a shop for the day which is crap enough in itself. Just wrote a whole rambling piece, someone came in and bought a plant and I lost everything just as I was typing in about Wiccans
Will write more drivel when I'm not pissed off
Cheers Paul
Oooooh, well hello there anyway just got back on th internet after a few years abs(tin)ence and apparently some people like to read about other peoples daily lives. Had a few glasses of wine and found this. might as well start with my weekend . Just come through the joy that is the Swanage folk festival http://www.swanagefolkfestival.co.uk/. Started Friday night with watching a band called Jambu who halfway through my pissed state I realised I knew the female singer (no, not in that way ) spen