Bloody Car....
Entry posted by Kizzie
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I've had a dodgy clutch now for about a week....so....a couple of days ago I took my car, and clutch to my garage man....
Well I went to pick up my car this morning and guess what....yep...it wasn't ready...so he gave me a bloody great Rover for a couple of days.....I couldn't even see over the steering wheel , let alone reach the pedals.... 
When He'd finally calmed me down and adjusted everything off I trundled.... I went ok on the motorway,.....on account of it being in a straight line with no tricky lever changes.....wthen it started making a funny noise.....no f*cking petrol......so I limped to the nearest garage and couldn't get the petrol cap door thingy open.....even by wrenching it with the keys....so I phoned my garage man.....he tells me which lever to pull.....I pulled all of them just to be on the safe side..... 
Looks at pump...oh b*gger is it petrol or diesel.....phones him again....ok petrol.....gets back in car .....dashboard like a christmas tree on account of lever pulling......drive off anyway...when I finally reach the carpark.....try to shut bonnet and boot.....bonnet ok....boot..... b*stard.....so car parked in car park in rain with boot up.....
Why have I got such a comedy lifestyle..... 
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