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Hello mister unwanted bowel movement

in5omniac

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So I was on my way home from work, and I suddenly needed a poo really badly, so I went to Sheff Uni union, but none of their loos were open, then I went to Royal Hallamshire Hospital (it being an emergency and all that) but their doors were all closed, then I went into a restaurant and they let me use their toilets. It was a very high velocity and low viscosity substance which I am so glad didnt flow down my leg. It was terrifying. Also Sophie's Leeds ticket still hasn't attempted to be delivered, if it aint tomorrow then I'll get on the blower to See.

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in5omniac

im sure they were well glad they said yes, the green apple splatters, was it high on the nasalometer

not particularly, but was high on the volume, nobody else was in the room thankfully

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