5 games into the season and QPR are neither bottom of the league nor out of the League Cup, makes a nice change Scummy Leeds are below us too Perhaps my pessimism for this season was unecessary and we'll be alright, lower midtable but safe.

Salisbury City are 2nd in the Conference South after last season's promotion, unbeaten and going well.

That concludes tsz's football round up, next time I update I will have returned from Leeds - a festival that has crept up from nowhere and one that I'm barely ready for