Lofty's Blog

yeh but your knee??

Is f**ked. I'm going in this time next week to have my pre-operation assesment, then having the first of a possible two operations. If both are successful I will be able to return to high level sport.

Cheer up Tree it could be worse, you could be a normal height and then I wouldn't be be stunned by you ever again.

"f**k ME YOU BIG TREE! YOUR f**kING HUGE!"

'I love you you big tree'

'Can we stop holding hands now?'

'I don't think that's an option'

You enjoyed holding hands with me when I was loved up mate admit it

Am I right in thinking I stopped a random and started saying to them 'Look how big my mate is! Just imagine - if he is proportion his dick is probably as big as my arm!' Oh dear.

That happened