CaledonianGonzo

I mean, if I were Emily Cher would absolutely be my #1 target - so great stuff.

Cool! Whereabouts?

Does the cost of your cinema ticket go up if Tom Cruise takes home a bigger pay cheque on a movie?

Fair enough - with a big old crowd outside the Stonebridge I can see how that would get less optimal. However that's pretty rare for day-time and usually that throughway is free of people. Otherwise the old adage applies - if you want to see an act and it promises to be busy just plan to get there early

That area's been revised - the throughways are now much wider (and I think a bank of longdrops have also been removed)

It will bring you into the back of a wall of people - which seems fine? Better than channelling late arrivals direct into the stagefront area. It's only in place for very busy acts - in recent years its probably only been in place for Wet Leg, Fatboy Slim and Barry Cant Swim. If you're just heading in for a mezze platter or to do play with the Sandalism it's a bad idea anyway.

If you enter the Park arena at the bottom when it's busy you immediately hit the front of the crowd. Sending people up to the top so they fill in from the back is absolutely the right way to manage it. They do the same in the Pyramid Field.

This 'Morrissey is just a cheeky little minx' take is some deep copium.

Bengali In Platforms isn’t.

How could the free market allow this to happen!?

I think you need to separate Morrissey's solo career into two broad phases - the first chunk he was great live and the musical output also often pretty good. But the recent years have been far from vintage.

Totally slept on this a few months back - and I know that enthusing about the extended members of Bob Marley's family is generally more Neil's bag - but this from Ms. Lauryn Hill's son is a pretty damn great bit of roots:

Oasis aren't even the best constantly-warring brothers signed to Creation Records who released a slew of early instant rock'n'roll classics and then settled into diminishing creative musical returns before splitting after a fight and then reforming years later for gigs cause they needed the money.

Twickets is good, buy there'll be a much better availability in the immediate run up if you can hold your nerve that long.

That cool grand will be worth every penny the first time you get hit in the back of the head with a plastic cup full of warm piss whilst the band stand around onstage saying nothing for 10 minutes before plodding into Little By Little.

That's what they want you to think

Why would they say they're not playing except as a bluff?

With the bad publicity Oasis are getting from the ticket sale could they play Glastonbury as a way of making amends to the Great British public?

Catfish sales going through the roof as people decide they just want to experience some sort of ladrock ticket-buying success.

It's a car crash. Worse than the G.

There's no 'paid' gold circle, but may still be a first come first served one.

Hmmm. Definitely possible that happened to me. I was trying for the weekend dates in Edinburgh but there was no waiting room available - only for Tuesday the 12th. After I'd clicked into the weekend dates numerous times looking for a waiting room it eventually decided I was a bot and suspended my session. I'm still locked out this morning. Was only trying for pals so not the end of the world personally, but still annoying. Another friend did get through and - this is where the shenanigans start - only 'premium' standing packages were left - which seems to just be the same as the other GA standing tickets just with a free gift. But cost £65 more.

FFS Session suspended Thinks I'm bot

Whisper it but that's why I quite like a golden circle ticket for a big show.

Or, indeed, The Courteeners. See - it's everywhere.