CaledonianGonzo

Essentially, you're short-changing ticket-holders by removing a big name from the line up to give a pat on the back to someone who's flavour of the month. Someone who would be playing anyway.

What are the criteria, though, if size and popularity are removed as factors?

Typical boom and bust

The Beatles Spotify stats are notoriously a bit ropey I think - the question is about how representative they are as a metric - of how people actually listen to them or to whether people listen to them at all. There's definitely a lot of Fabs music products out there in the world, but I dunno whether it's all gathering dust. Certainly for me I don't tend to stream them that much - probably cos the songs are just part of the fabric of daily existence.

Disinterested younger punters may find that Macca looks more appealing once rumours start to circulate that Dave Grohl will be showing up.

Didn't think so.

How do we know Dua Lipa is nailed on?

Not a Macca song

Until he starts singing and it becomes clear he's spent all of lockdown honking on a succession of high tar spliffs.

Legend slots regularly get bigger crowds than Headliners - Kylie being a case in point.

Bluto off of Elbow says otherwise.

He'd also have to get past the anti Jack White perimeter fence and dog patrols that have been in place since 2014.

"Dying is easy young man. Getting dates right is harder"

Alexander Hamilton dabbed down when, in 1788, he chose to order US dates in the wrong way.

The Trentster dabbing down live on BBC2 by screaming at the British nation that he wants to fuck them like an animal.

Only natural though given that US dates are listed the wrong way round.

That's The 1975 innit?

To the biggest collective puzzlement since Beyonce brought out Tricky.

Chris Martin

The bizarre ride where the only solid rumour we've ever had is that Kendrick is playing?

Any drama has been self-inflicted.

He's filming his own balls for 3 days rather than dabbing down at the Palm Springs version of Party In The Park.

Now you tell us.

Reg is in France in the Sunday I think - so really only in the mix for the Friday night.

Dab down @Somto Unigwe Raphael