Bearded Theory 2009

[Paul ™]

Yes where is the Saw Doctors?

[timespeedsup]

Tell him to give me a call if finds a spare minute as I've not spoken to him for ages. Im reluctant to phone him because I know how hard he's working right now.

I do miss his ramblings despite the fact that he spouts forth a load of drivel most of the time.

Im sure he's still as much of a gobshite as ever, just aiming it at others for the time being

[BeardedTheory]

Been working away all week and first time on the forums. Just seen the full line up, looks really good and can't wait now.

Just one thing no Saw Doctors now ?

Edited January 17, 2009 by BeardedTheory

[BeardedTheory]

The festival is moving away from the Knockerdown. We have a few reasons for this and kept details quiet until we had made a firm decision, one welcomed by the licencing committee. The site is only a couple of miles away from the Knockerdown.

The festival has set out to offer you great value for money and unfortunately we could not do this at the Knockerdown due to the fee required and facilities that were kept in house such as the bar/food.

The bar is being run by old friends of some of the organisers of the festival which has scrapped the beer tokens and will sell beer at £2.20 a pint - Please welcome the Ashford Brewery and the Old Poets Inn team to the festival. We know the pub was held in high regard with most of you but the beer tent at Bearded will be heated, have low level tables, seating, big screen for the FA cup and a chill out DJ - I am trying to get table football as well, and a huge Kerplunk!!

We have great fondness for the Knockerdown and wish them every success but for financial and licencing reasons we have decided to move the event away to a huge flat site (178 acres in total, we are using 30 acres this year) which offers stunning views, brilliant access and most of all gives us the chance to provide great value for money to the people that attend.

The licence will be for 5 years so we can truly call this our home. The capacity has been capped at a maximum of 2,000 in the licence.

We promise you will love the site and we apologise if this causes upset. We will release details after the application has been agreed (January 27th).

Edited January 17, 2009 by BeardedTheory

[Paul ™]

Rich,

I doubt anyone will have any complaints in moving site, 5 year licence is excellent news for the future of this festival and am sure I speak for everyone when I say we trust your judgement and decision for moving.

This will mean it is even better value holding beer prices at £2.20 a pint and am sure it will be a huge success.

In a hard financial climate, I reckon you have got the pricing spot on for the festival, and roll on the Sold Out signs on the website.

[greenfairy43]

Ooooo, how exciting! Will it still be in the same general area?

[BeardedTheory]

Ooooo, how exciting! Will it still be in the same general area?

[Paul ™]

Yeah, how far away are we talking?

Oh and hopefully far enough away from that bloody rooster

[BeardedTheory]

Yeah, how far away are we talking?

Oh and hopefully far enough away from that bloody rooster

[Paul ™]

Does this increase the capacity this year then if it sells out, do you have the option to increase?

[BeardedTheory]

Does this increase the capacity this year then if it sells out, do you have the option to increase?

[gratedenini]

The tuesday before Bearded last year I was camping on the site and was woke up by shagging Donkeys

[rabid]

The tuesday before Bearded last year I was camping on the site and was woke up by shagging Donkeys

[BeardedTheory]

What you get up to in your spare time is your choice but please keep it to yourself.

[rabid]

Shit me secrets out, will miss them ostriches

[BeardedTheory]

..theres just something about seeing ANYTHING copulating that makes you look isnt there.

When driving along--who doesn`t slow down to see a horse with a huge stiffy on--or having a piss?

I mean--I`m straight etc etc--- but --ooooo a horses knob.

Will / can the donkeys be transported to the new site? I mean stuff the bastard rooster... but a pair of shagging asses is certainly a pull.

[timespeedsup]

How do you reply to a post like that

[BeardedTheory]

In my case, with a big .National Treasure IMO, is Dennis.

Anyways, you kept that move quiet, but whatever is needed is fine. Will it be any closer to the train station?

[darrenbha]

You changing travel plans then tsu

[timespeedsup]

You changing travel plans then tsu

[BeardedTheory]

New York Alcoholic Anxiety Attack, and Death By Rock N' Roll Feat. Joolz, play Bearded Theory Festival on Sunday May 17th at The Campfire Stage.

[darrenbha]

I'll look into it i guess. Have you looked at fares yet? Actually scrub that. They're probably not on sale for the dates in question. Could meet you up in london near you. Is paul not coming now then

[gratedenini]

How do you reply to a post like that

[timespeedsup]

I'll look into it i guess. Have you looked at fares yet? Actually scrub that. They're probably not on sale for the dates in question. Could meet you up in london near you. Is paul not coming now then

[darrenbha]

See how it goes then. Keep me posted