Bearded Theory 2009

[gratedenini]

There does not appear to be a spare car Darren, alas. Fancy travelling all the way by train, and meeting us on the way?

[Joshuwarr]

Two questions:

- Can we arrie the day before the music starts?

- Will the buses to and from the train station be available after the event as well?

[BeardedTheory]

Two questions:

- Can we arrie the day before the music starts?

- Will the buses to and from the train station be available after the event as well?

[timespeedsup]

How do the likes of you Southerners find the Narth then-- like the h`apennies we use and such like? And the prices--like you were in Turkey asking for a Pint?

"Too pund lad!"

"I say. what? Are you asking for two english pounds --for that splendid pint of ale, albeit bartender with an unfeasably large head upon it.Speak forth man!"

"Aye lad,yer greet lump o southern lard. Now lad I kin arnly sell ye 3 pints o this bitter thee knaas cos o the reputation thee brings wi yer like. Aye--thou an that Harry Strongbow like... aye theer he is.Splashed oot int corner after arnly 2 pints of Ampleforth Monks Scrunch Punch Cider. Why the lang streak o vinegar piss he is. Now be off to the woods an gather moss--av got real drinkers tee serve ere lad."

Y`know--you`d be more than welcome to take space within the boundaries of Meet The Fockers when you are ther like..... just cast a glance for THE ORANGE MAN flying in the sky.

den ---on another Port

[treacle]

Hi mate, you cant arrive the day nefore however the new site is only a few hundred yards away from a campsite. The buses will take you home again, we will not leave you stranded!!!

[rabid]

(it's a take on a credit card advert. Not sure if you Northerners are aware of the likes. )

[BeardedTheory]

We were talking about coming down a couple of days before hand to help set up, same as a few did this year. Would you rather we just came down on the Friday mate?

[timespeedsup]

Nah, we're not daft enough to get mixed up in that credit lark.

[gratedenini]

Quite - it was an all-round insult.

[rabid]

Err--am I being accused of scammin material from adverts for me posts?

I`ve never seen an ad for a credit card involving a horses knob and a pissing donkey!

However--being from an advertising background--I have quickly as i type moved into creative mode,so...

A car is travelling down a lane and the commentary is "Is your credit card bill huge" --camera pans into the Equine donger..... "Is you money going down the drain?" -- camera pans into the Donkey having a hot steamy wazz.

"Then why not apply NOW for the all-new,singing and dancing Horses Ass credit card.. we wont charge you a penny interest as long as your balance remains at £8000 or more. Apply NOW."

End scene is the donkey actually pissing over the Horses Knob which deflates rapidly... fade.

Then X Factor comes back on.

What do you think? Have I lost me touch?

Anyway-- thats me own work... so as I`ve said before.... TSU --he knows Jack

eeelad--the Narth / Sarf divide is really as wide as ever (thankfully)

[timespeedsup]

Err--am I being accused of scammin material from adverts for me posts?

I`ve never seen an ad for a credit card involving a horses knob and a pissing donkey!

However--being from an advertising background--I have quickly as i type moved into creative mode,so...

......

[greenfairy43]

eeelad--the Narth / Sarf divide is really as wide as ever (thankfully)

[greenfairy43]

What do you call your standard outpourings?

So anyway, Roiston gave us badgers last year, Den-with-one-n presents, in only mid-January, donkeys.

Shame you missed the ostriches last year....

[BeardedTheory]

20 more campervan tickets will be put on sale from tomorrow 9am due to demand. We had a site inspection today and it will be viable and will not make the area feel cramped

[timespeedsup]

20 more campervan tickets will be put on sale from tomorrow 9am due to demand. We had a site inspection today and it will be viable and will not make the area feel cramped

[MikeyB37]

It's about to get a whole lot thinner for Rabid & I ( thankfully)

[treacle]

More help the better for us!!! We are having a mini party for people who help us out on the Thursday night

[greenfairy43]

Didn't manage to make the move last week then?

(oh, and i haven't forgotten the flag making offer either if you want to choose what colour you want and get it delivered to me that'd probably work best).

http://www.skyblueleisure.co.uk/acatalog/Plain_Flags.html

[William of Walworth]

Not on efests much right now and I have only just caught up with the full lineup. It looks IMMENSE! Loving some of the dance stuff as well as bands ....

So glad we're booked in ....

Oh yes and the beer tent looks like it will be bigger and better ......

[Joshuwarr]

This sucks, none of my friends want to come. They say they don't see the point !! It pisses me off that people don't see an event for what it is and only look at the lineup.

[timespeedsup]

This sucks, none of my friends want to come. They say they don't see the point !! It pisses me off that people don't see an event for what it is and only look at the lineup.

[greenfairy43]

This sucks, none of my friends want to come. They say they don't see the point !! It pisses me off that people don't see an event for what it is and only look at the lineup.

[Joshuwarr]

Its nice that you're all so welcoming and friendly

But it would be such a shame not to share the experience with my friends! Especially at this age. I mean its hard enough trying to explain why Glastonbury is better than Reading..

[timespeedsup]

Its nice that you're all so welcoming and friendly

But it would be such a shame not to share the experience with my friends! Especially at this age. I mean its hard enough trying to explain why Glastonbury is better than Reading..

[MikeyB37]

so how are you going to subtly influence them into this ?