Best way to sneak in to campsite?

[BruisePristine]

stealing from each and every one of us. Again: idiot.

[calumtom19]

this is totally digusting so much work and effort has gone into the festival wot makes you think you can have it for free

[thomasowen]

This is totally digusting so much work and effort has gone into the festival wot makes you think you can have it for free

[Budweiser]

Yes it is mate, but was it really work dragging up a 4 month old topic just to say what everyone else has said?

[rockgeek]

I'm sure you managed to sneak in

I paid like any other normal person but I can afford it. When I was a student in debt, I still could afford it.

As much of a w*nker you set yourself out to be, I can't help but laugh and feel sorry for you.

[Azzy G]

OHHH I remember this topic...

[biffoire]

Can't wait for the tickets to go on sale. 20 Tout and ebay bashing threads on the first page!!

Edited January 26, 2009 by biffoire

[TalkShow Bob]

The trick is very simple. This is a bit of an insider tip here so read carfully:

What you have to do is look out for one of the guys on the gates in yellow, they work for a company called "speshalised security" now strangely this is affiliated with an organisation called "we hate Scotland" whos sole priority is to try and kick Scotland out of the union. This is where they do most of there recruiting from. The ones in Yellow are perticulalry anti scotish, however the yellow signifies that they are hard of hearing. So if you go up to one and shout "I hate scotland and all its sponging citizens ripping off the hoist English tax payer" they are sure to let you in for free!

[strudders]

The trick is very simple. This is a bit of an insider tip here so read carfully:

What you have to do is look out for one of the guys on the gates in yellow, they work for a company called "speshalised security" now strangely this is affiliated with an organisation called "we hate Scotland" whos sole priority is to try and kick Scotland out of the union. This is where they do most of there recruiting from. The ones in Yellow are perticulalry anti scotish, however the yellow signifies that they are hard of hearing. So if you go up to one and shout "I hate scotland and all its sponging citizens ripping off the hoist English tax payer" they are sure to let you in for free!

[Azzy G]

The trick is very simple. This is a bit of an insider tip here so read carfully:

What you have to do is look out for one of the guys on the gates in yellow, they work for a company called "speshalised security" now strangely this is affiliated with an organisation called "we hate Scotland" whos sole priority is to try and kick Scotland out of the union. This is where they do most of there recruiting from. The ones in Yellow are perticulalry anti scotish, however the yellow signifies that they are hard of hearing. So if you go up to one and shout "I hate scotland and all its sponging citizens ripping off the hoist English tax payer" they are sure to let you in for free!

[Ravislayer]

The trick is very simple. This is a bit of an insider tip here so read carfully:

What you have to do is look out for one of the guys on the gates in yellow, they work for a company called "speshalised security" now strangely this is affiliated with an organisation called "we hate Scotland" whos sole priority is to try and kick Scotland out of the union. This is where they do most of there recruiting from. The ones in Yellow are perticulalry anti scotish, however the yellow signifies that they are hard of hearing. So if you go up to one and shout "I hate scotland and all its sponging citizens ripping off the hoist English tax payer" they are sure to let you in for free!

[Paul ™]

hehe

[CarlaChristine]

If you can't use your own initiative to get in, why should we as festival goers who have paid £155 plus fees e.t.c help you out ?

Get fu*ked and stay away from us!!!

[Budweiser]

I totally agree, why should we have to pay while you sneak your unworthy broke arse into Reading.

[Azzy G]

nice 1st post

[TalkShow Bob]

lol, laughed so much a little bit of wee came out, i love you bob, you genius.

[ukdaasfan]

Just so lazy. Send them one of those strange things called a cheque. LAst time I did that they never even cashed.

[Dexie]

Why thank you.

Speak of the devil!

[TalkShow Bob]

Rob as always a man after my own heart.

love ya x

[Paul ™]

Rob as always a man after my own heart.

love ya x

[frankie boy]

when y our buying a reading ticket does it come with the thursday night aswell?

I know when your going on the wednesday night you need a pass but have got friends coming on the thursday night and they need to know if they have a pass

[Joshuwarr]

Lets all stop being mean and lets give him some tips!

Just go up to one of the friendly officials or people on the gate and ask them the best points to sneak in, they're always very friendly and are happy to give you all the best tips on how to get in.

Don't forget to e-mail Melvin about it, he loves those who sneak in.

[Chimps in Balaclavas]

Haha @ all the people giving him abuse because he wants to bunk the fence, I'd say 99% of the people going would go for free given the chance (69% of statistics are made up).

Good luck to you m8 I hope you sneak in, I jumped the fence at Glasto 2000 which saved me a lot of coin.

Call it theft w/e but most of you would accept a free ride given the opportunity.

Now I pay to go to the likes of Glasto, not just because of the super-fence, but because it's worth it.

Reading on the other hand is a different kettle of fish ... if I wanted to be shifted around like cattle, told where to go, what to drink .. I certainly wouldn't want to pay for it.

Edit: I've never been to Reading so u can discount pretty much everything I said.

I've heard stories though but I might be confusing it with V Festival, but then aren't most none Glasto festivals pretty much the same when it comes down to comercialism and arenas?

Edit:2 I've also just remembered, I have been to Reading in 2001 ... I went down with a m8 to jump the fence (confident after the previous years Glasto) but to no avail.

we ended up partying with some others in the same boat whilst listening to Eminem from outside the fence. I can't remember most of those couple of days lol so I might actually go 1 year properly and give you a proper opinion on the festy.

Edited March 12, 2009 by DAVA

[beLIEveR]

The best way is to climb over the barbed wire, stomach first.

I heard one year that someone got away with canoeing in. Probably an urban myth. Would've thought carrying a canoe through the campsite would've been a tad, y'know... blatant.

[Joshuwarr]

Haha @ all the people giving him abuse because he wants to bunk the fence, I'd say 99% of the people going would go for free given the chance