Any generous ladies?

[MikeyB37]

So you're looking for a couple of whores yes? Have you tried Soho? Or maybe f u c k festival 2009 is going ahead this year? http://www.f**kfestival.com/

[strudders]

See, this may have worked if you'd done something along the lines of:

making a thread asking if there were any 18ish year olds going to glastonbury(regardless of gender)

getting your mates to sign up here

your mates getting to know some of the females that replied to your thread

getting their msn/phone number

meeting up at glastonbury and seeing where it goes

[micawber]

This comic has been on here before (under a different name). I remember the style, but I can't remember the topic last time.

[feral chile]

This is brilliant!!! i now feel compelled to get behind these lads!

(i fear i've said to much?)

Edited February 5, 2009 by feral chile

[Neeeeeedles]

Well here are these gems for you to consider ladies

Sam

Dave

enjoy

[.jay.]

and sleeziest newcomer of the year goes to,............ *drumroll*

this place needs a pimping forum

[pezzypops]

Is it wrong that i was kinda disappointed when i clicked on that link and got 'page load error'?

Edited February 5, 2009 by pezzypops

[popcornmaster]

last chance is it joke? one at the expense of your mates?

I was expecting a reason for this, some sort of physical deformity or i dunno a reason they couldn't get anyone

they look normal :S

are they really boring/lack sense of humour/never went to school? whats the catch ?

(in no way am i interested, being a guy but just curious as to why they need a 3rd party lonely hearts ad)

[.jay.]

last chance is it joke? one at the expense of your mates?

I was expecting a reason for this, some sort of physical deformity or i dunno a reason they couldn't get anyone

they look normal :S

are they really boring/lack sense of humour/never went to school? whats the catch ?

(in no way am i interested, being a guy bi curious as to why they need a 3rd party lonely hearts ad)

[pezzypops]

sam and dave?

[Neeeeeedles]

why are you giving me last chances?

its no joke, i genuinely feel sorry for them.

they are just both proper shy as i said.

well unless you class being ginger a deformity these days who knows

[popcornmaster]

why are you giving me last chances?

its no joke, i genuinely feel sorry for them.

they are just both proper shy as i said.

well unless you class being ginger a deformity these days who knows

[Shanndy]

''DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS''

[Limpet]

Well look, your mates cant pull ladies by themselves..... thats pretty embarrassing, but hey at least you haven't posted photos of them on here.

Oh wait, you did!

Now theres faces to laugh at too

[ivegotpixiesinmyhead]

Haha Brill!

So why do I think I know that first guy? Where you guys from????

[themuel]

This is the funniest thread ever, it is surely just a big wind up?!?!

[Neeeeeedles]

half and half

its a laugh for me and the rest of my mates.

however there is a genuine cry for help beneath this

plus im sure i have brightened a few peoples day

[18Alex18]

There are two ways that you could have gone about solving this problem;

This way;

See, this may have worked if you'd done something along the lines of:

making a thread asking if there were any 18ish year olds going to glastonbury(regardless of gender)

getting your mates to sign up here

your mates getting to know some of the females that replied to your thread

getting their msn/phone number

meeting up at glastonbury and seeing where it goes

[Mardy]

hehehehe

Good stuff

[chilli78]

Hey ladies, if you want to catch up with Neeeeeeles at Glastonbury just be on the look out for this gentleman.....

[RexKramer]

I don't understand it... 3 pages and not one offer!!?

I can't see where he went wrong.

[Neeeeeedles]

you cant tell me that no slags use efestivals.

i might set them up with a sandwich board and place them outside the ladies toilets.

[18Alex18]

I don't understand it... 3 pages and not one offer!!?

I can't see where he went wrong.

[Glitter+Vodka]

Hahaha this thread is awesome!

[pehaw]

Methinks tis Needles who is desperate and not his 'mates'.