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If you were thrown into a pit of hungry wild animals


Guest Peache Calhoon

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If you were thrown into a pit of hungry wild animals, in a fight to the death, which act would you want by your side in the ensuing brawl and why ?

They must have played glasto..

It is Friday so lets be as humours as possible people..

I think I would want Jimmy Cliff coz no one, even animals, can be angry when Jimmy’s around - its true

I would have chosen Keith Richards so he could ‘cut the mothers down’ with his axe but unfortunately I don’t think he has ever played glasto.

James Brown would be a good person (if he was alive) as if you’re going to be ripped to peaces and eaten you might as well do it with the spirit of funk in your heart and on your side.

I do apologise for this thread but Fridays at work are just so dull and it affects my brain

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Good thread.

Any of the Kaiser Chiefs because I hate them and would happily sit back and let them die.

Seasick Steve would mellow them out, and would probably make friends with them.

Shakin Stevens might promise to show them what really IS behind the Green Door. In their curiosity, they could be vunerable to a surprise attack.

Amy Winehouse. Let's face it, for those rabid, wild animals, it'd probably count as cannibalism.

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Its a shame the stones have never played glastonbury, because Keith Richards cannot be killed by conventional weapons ..... and that includes wild animals.

But out of people who have played glastonbury ... probably a f*cked off his nut Bobby Gillespie, just for sheer comedy value

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Its gotta be The prince of Darkness...OZZY! Apart from the fact that the man has proven his skill in the eating of live animals department ; he could easliy tranquilize some of the beasts using his own meds or with any luck sharon could be used as some form of bait...a win win situation!

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