If you were thrown into a pit of hungry wild animals

[Peache Calhoon]

Duffy... for many reasons.

[Mardy]

Mark E Smith, clearly

[pehaw]

I think Chuck Norris played in the early 80s.

I'd have him.

[alibear]

Tony Benn. With that bad boy in tow we'd be able to talk our way out of anything.

[Peache Calhoon]

I think Chuck Norris played in the early 80s.

I'd have him.

[BlackHole2006]

Kate Nash.

The tigers would be so mesmerised by her tits that I would be able to have the time to escape and then she would be the one eaten which= a winning result! They were the only thing that kept me going through her grueling set* which my sister dragged me to.

Cheers,

BlackHole2006

*note, I am not a pervert in anyway. But have you seen the size of them!

[TheBoyInTheBubble]

Kate Nash.

The tigers would be so mesmerised by her tits that I would be able to have the time to escape and then she would be the one eaten which= a winning result! They were the only thing that kept me going through her grueling set* which my sister dragged me to.

Cheers,

BlackHole2006

*note, I am not a pervert in anyway. But have you seen the size of them!

[glastofreak]

I would go for one of the high wire acts in the circus field so they could get me out. or one year I saw a load of mad vehicle in the ice and fire arena that could put them on the back foot. or some of the people from the hog roast so if/when I went down i would have eaten some of them before they ate me. or one of the old early wakeup call blokes from the past shouting hash acid wizz through the camp sites throw him first and see the effect on the wild animals, some go mellow some go paranoid and the rest running round like mad things.

[glasto_mongrel_2008]

I've got to agree with Radiohead. I'd be a martyr for people with taste in music all over the world if I dragged those whining bastards in with me.

[BlackHole2006]

I was stood at the back and could see them all over the show

[jollynolly]

The Polyphonic Spree as by any luck by the time the animals get to me they will either be full as theres so bloody many of them or just very happy and dancing about like fools

*hopes they have played Glastonbury!*

[where be that blackbird]

i'd take Shirley bassey in with me - in the hope that her helicopter comes to rescue us all

[DirkDiggler]

Jack White, you see the mess he made of him out of the Von Bondies a few years back?

[Tugger2k]

i'd have to go with The Beta Band

no one you want more at your at side in a dust up than a man (gordon) thats been sectioned as a genuine lunatic (plus, there are loads of the band to back him up)

[Tugger2k]

i'd have to go with The Beta Band

no one you want more at your at side in a dust up than a man (gordon) thats been sectioned as a genuine lunatic (plus, there are loads of the band to back him up)