Strange conversations?

[glasto'newbie']

One night at last years festival me and my friends had ingested a certain amount of substances. With about 4 of us standing in the longdrops urinating one of my friends piped up with a comment regarding the size of his genitalia, due to said substances.

Cue all of us agreeing and, almost certainly shouting, joining the converstaion with sizes and graphic images being banded about. For some reason we (at least I) assumed that we would be the only people able to hear this conversation, despite the open top nature of the toilets. Alas when i emerged first i looked down at the que and everyone looking up at me. A moment later when my other mate emerged a small cheer went up. Then after waiting for a minute for the rest we wandered off with comments such as 'good luck with the penis' being shouted by some men and from the women all we got were disgusted looks.

Only then did we realise we were the reason for the cheer, and after more confusion we realised everyone in the near vicinity of the longdrops heard us discussing our shrivled penis' in detail, and this was the reason for the cheer and strange comments/looks.

Chuckled about it for the rest of the weekend and after- although this is the first time i have remebered it for a while and am now chuckling as i type

[pie_and_a_pint]

Last year, on the Friday, there was a pretty massive queue at the high-drops at the top of The Park after Santogold. I went up to the long-drops just round the corner, and I when I came back, I said to some of the people STILL queueing for the high-drops that there were some more loos just there and there wasn't a long wait. One girl (bless her) said 'Oh really? Thanks... I'm bursting... But if I go to those loos I'll lose my place in the queue here won't I?'