Is it true that V is full of Rozzers?

[tell]

Maybe we should have hookers at V after all.

It would help out the youngsters in other threads that are taking 72 cans of larger, a bottle of absinth and are asking " is it that easy to get laid at V?"

cos the state they're gunna get themselves into, i think the only chance they will have is to slip some prozzer a £20.00!

[Jonny!]

to slip some prozzer a £20.00!

[staffsknot]

They won't need pros at V for the young uns, after 72 cans of larger the young lads will have the worst case of brewers droop since Bill the Brewer lost his viagra prescription and turned up to a nudists only Saga Holiday in Brighton with Thora Hird as his blind date.

If they can get their tent erected it will be a miracle - and just like the rest of their antics they'll be figuring it all out from a pop-up instruction book...

Are prozzers £20 Jonny? Well its the economy isn't it you can probably get them cheaper outside Aldi, maybe even a two for one lol

Edited March 20, 2009 by staffsknot

[Jonny!]

They won't need pros at V for the young uns, after 72 cans of larger the young lads will have the worst case of brewers droop since Bill the Brewer lost his viagra prescription and turned up to a nudists only Saga Holiday in Brighton with Thora Hird as his blind date.

If they can get their tent erected it will be a miracle - and just like the rest of their antics they'll be figuring it all out from a pop-up instruction book...

Are prozzers £20 Jonny? Well its the economy isn't it you can probably get them cheaper outside Aldi, maybe even a two for one lol

[GuffGuy]

They won't need pros at V for the young uns, after 72 cans of larger the young lads will have the worst case of brewers droop since Bill the Brewer lost his viagra prescription and turned up to a nudists only Saga Holiday in Brighton with Thora Hird as his blind date.

If they can get their tent erected it will be a miracle - and just like the rest of their antics they'll be figuring it all out from a pop-up instruction book...

Are prozzers £20 Jonny? Well its the economy isn't it you can probably get them cheaper outside Aldi, maybe even a two for one lol

[GuffGuy]

Maybe we should have hookers at V after all.

It would help out the youngsters in other threads that are taking 72 cans of larger, a bottle of absinth and are asking " is it that easy to get laid at V?"

cos the state they're gunna get themselves into, i think the only chance they will have is to slip some prozzer a £20.00!

[staffsknot]

Don't worry after 2 cans of Australian warm p*ss (Fosters) and a sniff of a shandy they will fall over, wake up in their own urine and claim to have drunk 16 pints while getting off with a dozen girls and had the best time ever...

Difference between Rozzers and Prozzers, one sits in an Escort stuffing their face and charges you for committing various offences, while the other - well you can work out where this one ends up.

I have successfully delivered us back into the gutter.

[Jonny!]

Or just pay one of The Saturdays. £5. Max.

[staffsknot]

Jonny I think you guys may have misunderstood the posters saying its only a fiver to get 'in' to The Saturdays at Birmingham NEC. That wouldn't even cover the cost of their mascara! Mind you I think a fiver to hear them 'sing' would be overcharging too

Edited March 20, 2009 by staffsknot

[Alexx (:]

Haha, totally agreeing with Jonny and the party thing.

Example, NYE: take one male friend, one female friend, a bottle of JD and a bit of sambuca.

Bottles weren't even empty and his dad walked in on him receiving head. Never a good thing.

Anyway, back on topic.. the coppers are fine with you if you don't act like a d!ck and make their life complicated. Easy.

Edit: I can't spell today..

Edited March 20, 2009 by Alexx (:

[staffsknot]

JD may favourite drink - but your story reminds me of a horrible incident involving my ex and chilli vodkas, suffice to say lads DO NOT LET YOUR GIRLFRIEND DRINK CHILLI VODKA!

The police are quite chilled out at these things, they give you greater flexibility, but I think if you squirted one with a water pistol the firearms unit would still taser you for half an hour for a laugh while they worked out which bloke had the biggest hands to do a cavity search

[Paulinepens]

I also want to know what a Rozzer is, but i'm guessing you mean a hooker?!?!

(going by the "on every corner" line)

and if you do mean that ... well erm no! You'll have to "pull" like everyone else!

[staffsknot]

Pauline she should be grateful to you, I think its great when parents introduce kids to music festivals gently at an age (I'm guessing) when they wouldn't be let in on their own. I got taken to Reading by family friends aged 12 and have never looked back since.

[tell]

This really made me laugh , perhaps you were thinking of T J Hooker (probably showing my age now) as this was William Shatner as a American cop

Thanks for amusing a old girl like me though I'v never been to V but went to Glastonbury for the first time last year and going again, but taking my daughter and her friend to V (much to her embrassement)

[indie-rocknroll]

£20 for a Prostitute, Jesus, get me a job now, £20 for a few second work (in most instances)

I heard that the prostitutes in my area do almost anything for £5 (the price of a bag of drugs) and a cig.

[GuffGuy]

£20 for a Prostitute, Jesus, get me a job now, £20 for a few second work (in most instances)

I heard that the prostitutes in my area do almost anything for £5 (the price of a bag of drugs) and a cig.

[tell]

£20 for a Prostitute, Jesus, get me a job now, £20 for a few second work (in most instances)

I heard that the prostitutes in my area do almost anything for £5 (the price of a bag of drugs) and a cig.

[staffsknot]

£20 for a Prostitute, Jesus, get me a job now, £20 for a few second work (in most instances)

I heard that the prostitutes in my area do almost anything for £5 (the price of a bag of drugs) and a cig.

[tell]

Tell for a fiver I think what you'd get would be overpriced and inflatable, possible named Ingrid and closely related to your airbed.

[indieman88]

I'm still laughing at this. Keep coming back to giggle at my own stupidity!

[staffsknot]

Well thats one way of bunging up your hole to stop the slow puncture!

[Flaminglippy]

Well this is V afterall, Where everything is inflated and over priced!!

[stephen07]

On your way into staff they have a search tent if you get pulled, the chances are they will find your stash.

The chances of getting pulled into the tent are pritty remote tho.

Other than that just keep your stuff out of the sight of the chavy scouse security, them twats will take your stuff and get you kicked out.

The place is full of drug taking chavs(staff) so if you keep yourself to yourself u will be fine.

Edited March 23, 2009 by stephen07

[staffsknot]

Yeah...and she'd have 15 tattoos advertising everything from cars to washing machines and a couple of grumpy blokes standing by her 'entrance' and making getting in very difficult...and, despite having a good time, you'd walk away with a vague sense of disappointment and desperate for a shower...

[Flaminglippy]

You missed a bit, its the knowledge that you shared that experience with 40,000 people and by Tuesday morning you'll have some kind of lurgy and several blurred photographs for your troubles.