Slightly (well very) gross question

[glasto_mongrel_2008]

I did it during the Subways set last year. Had my poncho on and pissed in my empty beer cup. I made sure I got rid of it rather than just putting it on the floor for someone to kick over.

[sdaveak47]

am i missing something here... when did it become cool to not use a toilet?

[airds]

oh come on now !

surley not

lol!

[grandadcollective]

My incontinence pants have a tap at the bottom for easy emptying and that Glastonbury essential the waterproof trouser is a great, easy clean, way to guard against anyone pissing down your legs.

[Matt 100]

Down the front during Morrissey at V 2006 there was a very very drunk man shouting "ive shat me pants, ive shat me pants".

As we got nearer to him and his crazy dancing, the stench confirmed that he had indeed "shat eez pants".

Clearly he started something he couldn't finish. (gets coat, shuffles away)

N.B. - rubbish pun aside, this is a true story.

[barbienightmare]

Last year I was talking to some girls sat outside the bar at Jazz World who were camping in Pennards and someone had had a massive poo in their tent on top on top of one of their sleeping bags! Yuk!!!! Felt so sorry for them.

[barbienightmare]

I had gone to the toilet when it happened the first time, and when I got back wifey told me what had happen, I wasn't quite sure if it was as bad had she had said until about 30mins later when she did it again.

After she finished wipe her self down with her skirt then took off her saddles and pressed the wee into the ground, then put her shoes back on and step forward a few paces (wait for the next time, I guess!)

Everybody behind her were looking at each other in disbelief, a very bizarre incident

[sdaveak47]

I'm referring more to the punters who just pee, not into anything, just pee, standing there, like a dog, peeing down there own or someone else's leg....

and even the ones trying to pee into a bottle or cup of some kind admit they mess it up and it get's spilt. When the weathers half decent, we sit on that ground... would you be happy to konw you're sitting in someone else's piss? There are so many urinals everywhere... i mean, i understand the thing of going to a festival to be free, and not be constrained by the usual rules that run our lives, but surely there's a limit.. no?

seeing someone's cock is the least of my worries, the whole crowd could be naked for all I care

[blowsagainsttheempire]

a friend of mine on my left once pissed in a paper cup at leeds festival and asked me to hold the cup to do his fly up my hands were full with my drink and a cigarette so i told him to pass it to my other friend on my right, he did and the guy on my right thought it was beer and took a massive mouthfull.

It was hilarious.

[rach333]

a friend of mine on my left once pissed in a paper cup at leeds festival and asked me to hold the cup to do his fly up my hands were full with my drink and a cigarette so i told him to pass it to my other friend on my right, he did and the guy on my right thought it was beer and took a massive mouthfull.

It was hilarious.