wiping your bottom with baby wipes...

[barbienightmare]

Many moons ago, I found the feeling quite disturbing. Something to do with the feeling of dampness before you pull your pants up and the little nagging doubt 'Is it the moisturiser that is cause the wet patch - or have I missed a bit'

[lianne and craig]

I was lookin for a funny link on this subject to post and found reviews on moist toilet paper which were headed as follows......

pamper your privates

no more mrs poo bum

i dont believe it, arse wipes

and my personal favourite........Don't Sit In Your Own Crusty Excrement!

http://www.ciao.co.uk/Andrex_Moist_Toilet_..._Review_5383319

i dont know whats funnier, the fact that people actually take the time out to review such a product or the fact that i took the time out to read it....

i cant help it, i just love a bit of toilet humour!

[Funkfarley]

I was lookin for a funny link on this subject to post and found reviews on moist toilet paper which were headed as follows......

pamper your privates

no more mrs poo bum

i dont believe it, arse wipes

and my personal favourite........Don't Sit In Your Own Crusty Excrement!

http://www.ciao.co.uk/Andrex_Moist_Toilet_..._Review_5383319

i dont know whats funnier, the fact that people actually take the time out to review such a product or the fact that i took the time out to read it....

i cant help it, i just love a bit of toilet humour!

[lianne and craig]

**Shakes head**

Obviously TOOOO much time on your hands...

Supose its better than poop on your hands though..

[Funkfarley]

Indeed.

I have week off work and intend to use my time wisely.........

The past two days all i can\think of is glasto, anyone else like that? or do i need to get out more often?

Edited April 14, 2009 by Funkfarley

[sdaveak47]

I was just thinking today that it's nearly a year -- about ten months to be precise -- since I last used baby wipes to cleanse my arse crack. Is anyone else looking forward to this, or is it just me?

[lianne and craig]

I've found the chemicals involved have always disagreed with my rusty sheriffs and lead to increased itching !!

if it was better if wet wipes surely people would use them all year round ?

[Funkfarley]

they do, well rich people do coz its so expensive, im saddo, i read a review and it seems that alot of the people thought that the only negative thing about them is the high price.

maybe u could try nappy cream for the rusty sheriffs.......

[Pinhead]

I bring a bidet with me . . .

[mouth]

There will be random finger inspections throughout the duration of the festival..

[lianne and craig]

I bring a bidet with me . . .

[Pinhead]

talk about luxuries......

is that to wash ur feet in when they get muddy?!

[lianne and craig]

Nah, I go paddling in the long drops . . .

[Pinhead]

am i talking to the famous pop up pirate!?

[glasto_mongrel_2008]

according to bear grylls thats what the sas have to do to keep the waste minimal.

[Chazeboy]

Sudocrem is good..

Hey, wipes for your ass, sudocrem for chafe..

Why not go all out and just wear nappies...??

Edited April 14, 2009 by Chazeboy

[glasto_mongrel_2008]

nah johns baby powder for chafe, never tried sudocreme

[Funkfarley]

wonder if the police ion tracker will pick it up!

[Monkey for festivals]

I too find the wetness of baby wipes disturbing, it jus feels wrong.... As for using your finger then wiping that.....i have no comment, tha jus disgusting, what are we animinals, why not jus drag ur arse up a patch of grass jus like a mongral??

[hellcats]

I shat in a cat litter tray once after school when my mum wasn't home then wiped my arse on the grass :-D

[Funkfarley]

I shat in a cat litter tray once after school when my mum wasn't home then wiped my arse on the grass :-D

[hellcats]

Was that cos your ma wasnt there to wipe it for you?

[rosstopher]

The approved method is to put your finger through the sheet of bog roll, clean yoursen up with your finger and then pull the bog roll up your finger to wipe away the mess. The crucial thing to remember before all this though is to rip the corner of the sheet off to use to clean under your fingernail afterwards.

Edited April 14, 2009 by rosstopher

[lianne and craig]

I shat in a cat litter tray once after school when my mum wasn't home then wiped my arse on the grass :-D

[Rufus Gwertigan]

The approved method is to put your finger through the sheet of bog roll, clean yoursen up with your finger and then pull the bog roll up your finger to wipe away the mess. The crucial thing to remember before all this though is to rip the corner of the sheet off to use to clean under your fingernail afterwards.

Edited April 14, 2009 by Rufus Gwertigan