wiping your bottom with baby wipes...

[timespeedsup]

I too find the wetness of baby wipes disturbing, it jus feels wrong.... As for using your finger then wiping that.....i have no comment, tha jus disgusting, what are we animinals, why not jus drag ur arse up a patch of grass jus like a mongral??

[Rufus Gwertigan]

Are there photos of Glasto_Mongrel_2008 actually doing that?!?

& on the dog analogy, perhaps we could all kick/throw some grass underneath us when all finished....& to be totally accurate, miss the target by a country-mile.

[timespeedsup]

You really have to spread your cheeks to get deep down clean though, and then there is a severe possiblity of some man on dandilion action. (Videos available for download at "thismanloveshisplants.tv ")

[Almost Crimes]

Wow I'm not the only person using baby wipes !

[port]

I was just thinking today that it's nearly a year -- about ten months to be precise -- since I last used baby wipes to cleanse my arse crack. Is anyone else looking forward to this, or is it just me?

[Rufus Gwertigan]

Oh FFS you have changed you name like your lad said, only just realised, just saw avatar & carried on as normal......

Anyway, dandilions at Glasto? A mud-pasted derriere more like.

Edited April 14, 2009 by Rufus Gwertigan

[Monkey for festivals]

What people need to realise as well is that in the army you used to be issued 4 sheets of the waxy paper you got at primary school, with your field rations.

Most of us used to pack a roll of loo roll

What type of grass would you recommend. I have sown Canadian Rye Grass in my back garden. Will that chafe??

I think there has to be a sign on the loos' now

"No Finger Action"!!

Can you imagine that on a sign in a pub, especially a Ladies loo. I'd have a video camera

Why do you keep on giving me my coat?

[Funkfarley]

Best of luck finding grass at Glasto!

[bexface]

It's all about baby-wiping your bum at festies, feels nice and clean especially when you haven't showered for a few days!

[pie_and_a_pint]

This thread is... weird. But very funny!

I would like to counter the OP's argument though, but stating that I believe there IS a more pleasurable feeling than wiping ones arse with baby wipes. For me, the best Festival Hygiene Feeling is putting a clean, DRY pair of socks onto my feet!

[hellcats]

This thread is... weird. But very funny!

I would like to counter the OP's argument though, but stating that I believe there IS a more pleasurable feeling than wiping ones arse with baby wipes. For me, the best Festival Hygiene Feeling is putting a clean, DRY pair of socks onto my feet!

[Funkfarley]

Look. There's only shit talk in here, we're not interested in your feet! Take you and your feet and socks to the foot thread!

[Rufus Gwertigan]

This thread is... weird. But very funny!

I would like to counter the OP's argument though, but stating that I believe there IS a more pleasurable feeling than wiping ones arse with baby wipes. For me, the best Festival Hygiene Feeling is putting a clean, DRY pair of socks onto my feet!

[Monkey for festivals]

I have to agree. Plenty of clean socks at a festival are a must, as you need somewhere to wipe your finger if you run out of wipes.