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Later with Jools Holland


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Listen feller! Just a word of warning. I used to sound like you in the early 90's. I went for gender reassignment then went out of my way to look like a teenage boy, stay with me here fettler, then I changed my name, by deed poll, to Declan Donnelly and got slapped with a restraining order for stalking my famous namesake. Now my advice to you would be take the black wig off that mannequin in the corner of your room, yes the one you stuck a picture of Lilys face on, and return the clothes you nicked from TOPSHOP to dress her, go out and find a real, living, breathing girlfriend, boyfriend, horsefriend (not My Little Pony mind!) or whatever else (with a pulse) takes your fancy. As my old Mum used to say 'Grandad, your not Declan Donnelly and you never will be!' Harsh but fair.
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My nurse looks a bit like Lily and she will be escorting me round Glasto. She can do things that will make your toes curl and best of all-She's real! I'll lend her to you for an evening if you like, she won't mind, infact she'd love it!
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I arent worrying, I dont know if that was meant to be a joke, or whether you were actually obsessed with Chess, maybe Im too young to get it.

I fell in love with Lily when I saw her in 2007, I couldnt help it could it, I cant help the fact she seems to get better looking everyday. I dont know whats gonna happen after I see her at Glastonbury................

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chess lower case as it goes, never liked musicals.....

Anyway, each to their own, perfectly natural to be obsessed with a pop princess of our time. It's when the 40 somethings obsess that it gets a little strange..... (I know who I mean :lol: & he'll be joining you at her set)

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Well, she looked absolutey amazing, I just fall deeper and deeper...............

That is a lady who I believe also loves the ladies - she also has a rather interesting voice her album is a little too downbeat for me though
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Haha, I dont even know. I think we may have got mixed up somewhere, but Lily is not a lesbian.

And did you see her eyes, those are some pretty amazing eyes, I get lost in them.

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