dating at glasto

[simonw]

i will be away from home

and fancy some fun

particularly the long nights..when the sleeping bag is cold

anyone of the opposite gender in a similar predicament fancy some nsa meeting up? we could meet before the event just to check out-

simon

[ivan]

You should be going to V !

[barnaby cringle]

Is this bloke serious?

[barnaby cringle]

On a serious note though, try this........... http://www.fleshlight.co.uk/

[ivan]

On a serious note though, try this........... http://www.fleshlight.co.uk/

[Josie's Cat]

A fleshlight! Gives a whole new meaning to the term "head torch"

[ivan]

A fleshlight! Gives a whole new meaning to the term "head torch"

[The Badger Bites Back]

A fleshlight! Gives a whole new meaning to the term "head torch"

[ivan]

That gadget could light up your festival !

[MJ2000`]

I wonder if anyone takes him up on his irresistable offer

[ivan]

I wonder if anyone takes him up on his irresistable offer

[jollynolly]

Getting back to the dating and as far away from fleshlights as possible. Greenpeace used to do a speed dating thing in the cafe of the Greenpeace field.

Worth a go I suppose

[Rainy day woman]

I'll meet you next to the pyramid stage, Simon, on Friday about 9ish?

[Silver Apples]

On a serious note though, try this........... http://www.fleshlight.co.uk/

Edited April 20, 2009 by Silver Apples

[ivan]

Imagine getting your bagged searched by security and them finding that!

I know now where to hide my Class A's !

[simonw]

I'll meet you next to the pyramid stage, Simon, on Friday about 9ish?

[grumpyhack]

You should be going to V !

Edited April 20, 2009 by grumpyhack

[Iain333]

How very disturbing/desperate/plain sad.

[glastoman417]

I'll meet you next to the pyramid stage, Simon, on Friday about 9ish?

[mouth]

A fleshlight! Gives a whole new meaning to the term "head torch"

[nu-marc88]

this person might wanna meet up with you simon

[barnaby cringle]

this person might wanna meet up with you simon

[Sparky]

get to the front of the pyramid stage and ask one of the specialised security people if they want to see your winky

[tylerdurden]

at the end of the day, were all humans, and one of our main functions is to have sex,

all stop being f**king prudes lets just be free man, thats what glastonburys all about,

go on simon son, show them how its done hahahahaha.

if someone finds the lad sexually attractive and he thinks the same, then why shouldnt they have care-free sex, it could be mindblowing, at worst half decent, so who cares.

if its consensual, do it my son. all stop acting like your virgins and the thought of casual sex repulses you. freaks.

[Aragorn]

the boy tyler does have a point !

Edited April 21, 2009 by Aragorn