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Guest Squall Moogle

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We have numourous threads relating to lineup and festival rumours, I thought I would make this thread about the peeps on here. Note, keep it lighthearted and all in good fun everyone :O.

Lets see, to start:

xxTinkerbellxx- This lovely girl has a closely guarded secret. She goes to random peoples houses in the morning and looks through the kitchen window. When the people there put on some toast and leave the room, she sneaks in quietly and quickly and changes the heat setting on the toaster then sneaks off.

Shoptilldrop- Has anyone noticed how brilliant she has been at organising the E Fest Camp last year (and this year) plus other things? It's easy to wonder where she got such great organisation skills, well according to rumour she gained such skills by being a dealer of "famous art work". On the black market she specialises in selling award winning Turner prize style modern art jobs she claimed were by famous artists. Little did her clients know that she makes them herself with pipe cleaners, paperclips, paper cups (perhaps the very reason why she collected so many last year) and false teeth she found in her train stations lost property.

Dannny- Ever wonder how when you develop your photographs, you get at least one random posing in the background? Well perhaps as many as 25% of all of these are done by Dannny, rumours suggest that he is a master of discuise and hides in the background until someone is ready to take a photo.

Staffsknot- This fella once caused mass panic in his town many years ago while doing work experience at a local radio station. He was left alone for two minutes and wondered into an empty studio, the mic was unfortunately switched on and the listeners were left believing that world war three had started.

Shayy- Whenever she spots people having picnics in parks, she dons some grass coloured camoflauge, crawls along the grass slowly and releases a few boxes of ants near them before making her stealthy escape.

Indierocknroll- This lovely woman is actually the UK champion of swan racing (like horse racing but with swans). The world championships take place in Mexico every year, last time she came third :). However she keeps this a closely guarded secret- not from animal rights groups like Peta (they support swan racing as it makes the swans extra randy and breed three times more) but from the sports bitter rivals, goose racers.

Gaaz- Each month he visits a random UK town or village. While there he waits until the recycling day, after the van has emptied all the boxes he sneaks along and takes one or two of them. A few days later (when the houseowner has obtained a replacement), he puts the box (or sometimes a different box), in their front garden.

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  Squall Moogle said:
Dannny- Ever wonder how when you develop your photographs, you get at least one random posing in the background? Well perhaps as many as 25% of all of these are done by Dannny, rumours suggest that he is a master of discuise and hides in the background until someone is ready to take a photo.
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"Shayy- Whenever she spots people having picnics in parks, she dons some grass coloured camoflauge, crawls along the grass slowly and releases a few boxes of ants near them before making her stealthy escape."

HAHAHA i love it.

I'd love to do that :blink:

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Alexx (:- This young lady (unless that's a pic of your gf or something), also hides a secret. She has a double act with xxTinkerbellxx. While she is downstairs in the kitchen, Alexx is up in the people's bathroom. What does she do there? I hear you ask, well she squeezes their toothpaste tube (but from the middle rather than the bottom).

Anyone else have any rumours about people? :D

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