The Disco Deviant Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 the rockness countdown begins and we hum and ho about what colour wellies and how many cans of cider you can squeeze into the side pockets of your rucksacks (3 in each if i recall), its gonna be great. however, i have just returned from the docs and in typical old man stiley, i have strained my damn back and been signed of till wed nextweek (my holiday for the ness begins on thurs) this may seem like a great thing but my dilema is, if i cant sit down on a chair for any more than 20mins without suffering pain, how am i gonna manage in a field for 4 days :'( not a happy camper (althouth the di-morphine may make for an interesting weekend...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasabianite Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 the rockness countdown begins and we hum and ho about what colour wellies and how many cans of cider you can squeeze into the side pockets of your rucksacks (3 in each if i recall), its gonna be great. however, i have just returned from the docs and in typical old man stiley, i have strained my damn back and been signed of till wed nextweek (my holiday for the ness begins on thurs) this may seem like a great thing but my dilema is, if i cant sit down on a chair for any more than 20mins without suffering pain, how am i gonna manage in a field for 4 days :'( not a happy camper (althouth the di-morphine may make for an interesting weekend...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smutchie Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Nightmare...get rested up! And take it easy this weekend so you don't spoil it for next Get well soon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bassface Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 I know how you feel man. I've been struggling to walk for the past 2 days due to swelling and blood poisoning in my leg. Yesterday, the doctor signed me off work until next wednesday and specifically told me I shouldn't go to rockness. gutted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Disco Deviant Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 I know how you feel man. I've been struggling to walk for the past 2 days due to swelling and blood poisoning in my leg. Yesterday, the doctor signed me off work until next wednesday and specifically told me I shouldn't go to rockness. gutted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Licker Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 (althouth the di-morphine may make for an interesting weekend...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Disco Deviant Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 If the pain gets too much atleast you'll be off your face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Warriors Dance_ Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Cure - sex, drugs and rock and roll pounding pounding techno music Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Disco Deviant Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 (edited) Cure - sex, drugs and rock and roll pounding pounding techno music Edited June 2, 2009 by The Disco Deviant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Licker Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 and i'd have a prescription for it to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eh Ah Ken Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 exactly, and i'd have a prescription for it to, stuff yer amnisty box's was just thinking if probemunky still hasn't got a job i could hire him as my biatch for the weekend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Disco Deviant Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 (edited) what you need me to do boss? Edited June 2, 2009 by The Disco Deviant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eh Ah Ken Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 this may very well be the best job ive ever had. if i do good over the weekend can we talk about making it a permanent position? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Disco Deviant Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 this may very well be the best job ive ever had. if i do good over the weekend can we talk about making it a permanent position? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eh Ah Ken Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 can you cook? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smutchie Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Mmmm custard creams. I'll pay you to separate the biscuits from each other for me, so that I can get to the cream easier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eh Ah Ken Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Mmmm custard creams. I'll pay you to separate the biscuits from each other for me, so that I can get to the cream easier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyelo Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Mmmm custard creams. I'll pay you to separate the biscuits from each other for me, so that I can get to the cream easier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smutchie Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 (edited) That, in a perverted way, sounds quite sexual! Edited June 2, 2009 by smutchie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasabianite Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 That, in a perverted way, sounds quite sexual! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyelo Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Behave! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eh Ah Ken Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 We are a kinky lot us efestivalers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Disco Deviant Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Mmmm custard creams. I'll pay you to separate the biscuits from each other for me, so that I can get to the cream easier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyelo Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 why do you think i agreed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smutchie Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Everyone just needs to calm down...DiscoDeviant, i'm sure probemunky can separate your biscuits too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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