Rules of the Ness.

[mikedogg]

1. If you complain, you must take more drugs.

[mike poleski]

If you hear a bassline. you MUST dance.

[Kyelo]

Random, go the newb!

[Hebn2themix]

3. Reach for the Lasers, Safe as f**k

[mike poleski]

3. Reach for the Lasers, Safe as f**k

[_Warriors Dance_]

1. If you complain, you must take more drugs.

[Window Licker]

I ain't giving you no tree-fitty you goddamn Loch Ness monster! Get your own goddamn money!

[skinzo]

4. No food shall be consumed with alcohol as this may lessen the effect of the alcohol. Eating is cheating!

[ripl3y]

4. No food shall be consumed with alcohol as this may lessen the effect of the alcohol. Eating is cheating!

[mattrik3]

If u see a cow, feed it booze! It'll be me!

[Magik]

No diving in the shallow end.

Smoking is permitted only when shared.

You may dance at anytime of the morning afternoon or night assuming you are wired enough to be excused! "Oh no...im completley sober. Im drunk on life" will not cut it.

[jamjar602]

hangovers are STRICTLY forbidden

[Tanzwut]

talk to as many randoms as possible, try and make a conga line

[dirty flow]

Batter anyone who is caught theiving. Dont get a gob on. Pass the poppers around. Don't leave the loo's in a disgusting mess. Sunglasses are a very good idea at 6am cause you've had no sleep. Everyone is to have an ace time.

[philthee]

Batter anyone who is caught theiving. Dont get a gob on. Pass the poppers around. Don't leave the loo's in a disgusting mess. Sunglasses are a very good idea at 6am cause you've had no sleep. Everyone is to have an ace time.

[philthee]

oh yeah,

meet your camping neighbours!

[stu150]

Tell everyone you meet the funniest joke in the world.....

Whats the fastest town in Scotland....... Naaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn

[Fizzy2734]

YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT ROCKNESS!!!

[Kyelo]

Don't leave the loo's in a disgusting mess.

[Kowalski]

Not saying you shouldn't do what you say, but there are wee ladies at Rockness who run inside the toilets after you and clean them! They were spotless!

[Kyelo]

The ladies or the toilets?

[Harvey89]

I ain't giving you no tree-fitty you goddamn Loch Ness monster! Get your own goddamn money!

[Harvey89]

Ask everybody if they like Fishdicks ?

[Katie123]

Ask everybody if they like Fishdicks ?

[AmyAmyCuldo]

Ask everybody if they like Fishdicks ?