dirty flow Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 we were camped next to 4 sound english dudes who were good crack. all met through durham uni. they were playing some crazy games all weekend. they each had turns at either throwing a custard cream directly in their mates without flinching or the same again except with a rugby ball and in the knackers. we'd be sitting there and every so often you'd hear 'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO' or 'AAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kowalski Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 Me telling everyone 2 many djs will dj after soulwax, to which campbell comes up to me just before soulwax and shouts " STEVE, I HEARD 2MANYDJS are playing. Have you heard?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weesteve Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 There were quite a few funny moments at the EFest camp. Something Andy said still has me in stitches! WeeSteve and that neon pen hahaha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenayr Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 There was so many funny moments, some of the folk we were camping beside were bonkers. Espcially the guy and the lassie argueing on Sunday morning, might not have been funny to them but I was in stiches! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Kowalski Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 Me you and jeebsy in that rizla/real ale tent was a pretty epic night. You mashing the potatoes really drunk and someone shouting " Where did he get those drugs i want some." .... "just the ale" rofl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glitter+Vodka Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 that wee guy Burns saying "I just opened up the door of that toilet and there was some quine scratching her vag" and Tommy just posted over in the rockness group about that crazy bird who came over threatening to get the police because we were talking about some girl, we were all just lookin at her like WTF?! was so funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marlon dingle Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 The whole weekend was the biggest laugh I have had in a long time. Highlights include paying a weegee £20 to drink sick and the bonfire on Monday morning with a giant crowd all chanting and dancing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachbon Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 everything was funny.. they guy who was totally covered in mud then they wouldn't let him use the showers cause he was too mockit. the banter at the efest camp on sunday night.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smutchie Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 "WHY AM I STILL SINGLE? I THINK ITS CAUSE IM A BIT OF A c**t!" That? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeebs Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 The point is he shouldn't assume that all people from Glasgow beat there girlfriends and drink Tennents. It's all about the Special Brew down here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty flow Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 people lobbing half finnished pints into the crowd people jumping on random tents people shouting 'here we, here we, here we f**king go' love all that 'banter' at festivals, its hilarious, particularly the last one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zagreb09 Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 Did you see the massive campfire - more like a bonfire - in the campsite on sunday night? Tons of people round it were shouting "here we here we here we f**king go!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrshirechick Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 people lobbing half finnished pints into the crowd people jumping on random tents people shouting 'here we, here we, here we f**king go' love all that 'banter' at festivals, its hilarious, particularly the last one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeebs Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 people lobbing half finnished pints into the crowd people jumping on random tents people shouting 'here we, here we, here we f**king go' love all that 'banter' at festivals, its hilarious, particularly the last one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glitter+Vodka Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 Not as funny as almost full cans flying about and hitting you in the head. That's as funny as the hiv. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethG33 Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 dunno what the funniest is... a guy wearing nothing but a dressing gown at the toilets or dont ask why but i was facing the door at the portaloo with my trousers at my ankles and the door started to open by itself and it was very very very close to opneing fully where some girl was on the otherside some guy told us that someone "jazzed" in his tent How do you make Lady GaGa cry..? stab her in the neck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty flow Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 seriously?? I never got the whole throwing things into the crowd. Waste of drink lol If someone jumped on my tent i think i would of punched them. and 'here we f**king go...... my fricking god, i won't even comment! Ok il stop being a square haha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eh Ah Ken Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 greame opening his tent to find someone sleeping in it "oy...do you know what your problem is?" "whats my problem" "your in my f**king tent" "nah mate....this is my tent" f**king hilarious. the lady in red. CRISPY PANCAKES CHIPS AND BEANS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrshirechick Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 nothing square about it. i HATE it exactly, waste of a pint. jumping on tents is pretty f**king dangerous as well here, here we.................utter bammery one thing i hate is it seems to almost becoming standard. when you go abroad you get occasional chants and stuff but at least they mix it up a bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Call Me Jib Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 Did you see the massive campfire - more like a bonfire - in the campsite on sunday night? Tons of people round it were shouting "here we here we here we f**king go!!" :angry: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eh Ah Ken Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 hahah that woz amazin..n hav it all on video...watch out for it on youtube in the next day or 2 ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachbon Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 It's actually the girlfriends that beat their boyfriends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
runwiththewolves Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 the most un-funniest thing i seen all weekend was after prodigy i went to the portaloos beside rizzla. I was in there for around 2 minutes, then i eventually walk out so this woman sitting on the ground, so i walked past her and apologized. Next thing i turn round and she's actually pissing outside of the portaloo! felt a bit queezy after that. funniest time in our weekend was "picking" of some guy we camped with haha. All weekend we locked him in his tent (that point he had to actually gnawed his way through the top of his tent HAHAHA) and when he was gone we just took it apart for him to put it back up. One point it was sunday afternoon, we started to just have our usual banter. This guy walks past (red and green rugby shirt, anyone else spot him? seen him about 100 times!) and we're like "fancy jumping on this tent?" to our suprise, he runs on it, jumps, slams right down then gets up and walks off haha! It was later that night when we met two lads from Wick, so we obviously didn't miss the chance for them to join in on this banter. Our friend was in the tent at the time and they started dismantling the tent, throwing beers cans and all sorts on top it. Next thing you see our victim just bump out of nowhere and chase one of the guys with a stick screaming "YOU DICKHEADDDS"! ahahaa, nobody may find this atall amusing but it's good for memory sake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gothenburg83 Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 Did anyone else hear the guy on Sunday night up at the back campsite who was out his face shouting 'SLEEPING IS CHEATING - i'm going to wake all you f**kers up'? Then an hour later start shouting 'SNIFFER DOGS'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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