how nice is this...

[Dannny]

Ahh good good, think i'll stay in my own little world then

[amy246]

Catwoman is in no way better than Wonderwoman as Catwoman has claws and spends all day licking herself (fair enough) and crapping in a tray claiming to be clean...

[amy246]

The above post was by 'Alexx' by the way, forgot sister was logged on.

[staffsknot]

True. But having a set of figure hugging one piece race leathers there's nothing less sexy than hoping around the room trying to peel and claw yourself out of them. PVC would be worse, there's nowt to grab hold of (well plenty but you'd slide off).

[GuffGuy]

Claws can be filed down, just means she'll be good if you need nails to open/untie something. Catwoman doesn't crap in a tray, girls don't poo remember

Catwoman's outfit is waaaay more attractive than Wonderwoman. Admit that?

[DeadAmos]

4th best 2 minutes, jesus he's bought her a ticket no need to buy her a Magnum ice cream as well.

[Alexx (:]

True. But having a set of figure hugging one piece race leathers there's nothing less sexy than hoping around the room trying to peel and claw yourself out of them. PVC would be worse, there's nowt to grab hold of (well plenty but you'd slide off).

[staffsknot]

Yes but its easier to get into her... than catwoman's kit. Let's face it 2 mins to get her kit off and 5 minutes later she's disappointed and you can apologise and leave. Go with catwoman your disappointed after twenty minutes trying to find a way into that suit with a stanley knife, she has enough, apologises and leaves. My way at least your not the only one naked and somebody got twenty seconds of pleasure.

It's like being given the keys to the Playboy Mansion but they're inside a Rubik's Cube with all the stickers removed.

Anyway Wonderwoman could leave the crown on...

Talc - but if they use too much it'd be like having sex with a bowl of porridge - I'm guessing

Edited July 17, 2009 by staffsknot

[Flaminglippy]

Talc - but if they use too much it'd be like having sex with a bowl of porridge - I'm guessing

[Alexx (:]

Nah, catwoman's the way forward. You just need to get the outfit with a really handy zip (on the side, maybe even the front) so you can just un-zip and you're naked. That'd be cool.

How does catwoman go to the toilet anyway? It can't be that hard to get off. And leaving the crown on means it could get broken, doubt that's the way to impress someone.

Re. porridge/talc sex, shower first? Kills 2 birds with one stone really.

[bekimo]

Wow! This thread has totally hit the realms of random and frankly bizarre. Porridge sex??

[Flaminglippy]

Wow! This thread has totally hit the realms of random and frankly bizarre. Porridge sex??

[Dannny]

Can see the advert now...''Porridge...its gets you up in the morning''

[staffsknot]

Somehow I don't think the Quaker on the front of the box would approve... then again they say porridge gives you a warm feeling inside. It'd certainly make you glow.

Back to Catwoman, well even with a zip you'd need a shower cause after a few hours in the sun in black PVC I reckon you'd smell like the inside of a pair of armoured trousers after the 100 years war. Anyway all that talc she'd look like something from the Mummy returns before she got in the shower - mind you if its Michelle Pfeiffer I'm sorry but Wonderwoman could be left to wonder...

[Alexx (:]

Somehow I don't think the Quaker on the front of the box would approve... then again they say porridge gives you a warm feeling inside. It'd certainly make you glow.

Back to Catwoman, well even with a zip you'd need a shower cause after a few hours in the sun in black PVC I reckon you'd smell like the inside of a pair of armoured trousers after the 100 years war. Anyway all that talc she'd look like something from the Mummy returns before she got in the shower - mind you if its Michelle Pfeiffer I'm sorry but Wonderwoman could be left to wonder...

[big-pants]

how this thread progressed is excellent!

and well done danny (who doesnt like fanny)

you have done a great deed..

[Dannny]

how this thread progressed is excellent!

and well done danny (who doesnt like fanny)

you have done a great deed..

[Alexx (:]

Haha, that's the beauty of it Dannny!

Now everyone's well and truly confused about everything, and everyone's sexuality too. Muhaha.

[bekimo]

if its Michelle Pfeiffer I'm sorry but Wonderwoman could be left to wonder...

[Dannny]

hahaha, i just remembered I have this video from a while back, I actually say I'm gay on it.. hehehehe

watch it if you like, there's nothing gay about it.. except me...

Im the one on the right.

[Dannny]

i regret posting that already!

[bekimo]

i regret posting that already!

[staffsknot]

Nowt wrong with being who you are mate, got a friend who's so camp he could sh*t tent pegs but he is the funniest guy ever and a real laugh on a night out. See people for who they are not what they are.

As for the catwoman debate yes she'd be having a shower - but as for a quicky out and about with all that talc it'd be like f*cking the Pilsbury Dough Boy's sister!

But yes Michelle Pfeiffer does look amazing as catwoman, but then I'd take Wonderwoman as she looked then over Halle Berry anyday. Anyway to throw a spanner in the works I'd take a young Joan Jett (some of you young uns might have to look that up) or Melissa Auf Der Maur instead of anyone... something about a female guitarist sorry.

But this is so hypothetical we might as well be talking over who's hotter Wilma or Betty from the Flintstones... Wilma.

Edited July 18, 2009 by staffsknot

[petec22]

yeah definately wilma, not a patch on lois from family guy though she is proper fit haha

[bekimo]

Why do boys fancy drawings?! I mean men totally obsess over lois and lara croft and even jessica rabbit. But I have never met a girl who has had a crush on an animated character. yet another reason why boys remain a complete mystery!!