She-pee - anyone actually tried them?

[FluffyBeanie]

I know we already have one thread about ladies toilet issues on here, so sorry for starting another, but it is a slightly different subject...

I have heard many stories about the immortal she-pee... anyone actually tried to use them?

Are they any good?

Worth making an investment for the weekend?

By the way.... I am now super excited!

[MilkyJoe]

I know we already have one thread about ladies toilet issues on here, so sorry for starting another, but it is a slightly different subject...

I have heard many stories about the immortal she-pee... anyone actually tried to use them?

Are they any good?

Worth making an investment for the weekend?

By the way.... I am now super excited!

[bekimo]

Never tried one. I always seem to find somewhere to pee without the need of one. However, my friend, who does lots of mountain climbing and stuff, has one she takes with her on expeditions so she can pee with the boys! She swears by it.

Me? I'm usually too drunk to care if I'm peeing in a bucket/under a poncho etc.. . . .

[x_nya]

All I've heard about them is that you end up with wee all over your hands 'cos they spill over the sides eew.

[DeadAmos]

All I've heard about them is that you end up with wee all over your hands 'cos they spill over the sides eew.

[x_nya]

better that than the full shower you'll get while watching Oasis

[bekimo]

yeah I'm not looking forward to that >.< might stay at the back - much too girly to be drowned in piss! Especially when I'm not a big Oasis fan since their new album :\

[cthulu]

I've used one and intend to get some for this festival. The trick is to not wait until you are absolutely desperate to use it i.e no torrent of piss that may leak onto your hand

[amfy]

Brilliant invention but does require some control.

If you practice before you go you'll have no problem. Once you get the hang of it it's really liberating!

(The she pees at Glastonbury are the cleanest nicest toilets on the whole site so worth it just for that imo, although I don't think they have an official she pee at V)

[Flaminglippy]

Brilliant invention but does require some control.

If you practice before you go you'll have no problem. Once you get the hang of it it's really liberating!

(The she pees at Glastonbury are the cleanest nicest toilets on the whole site so worth it just for that imo, although I don't think they have an official she pee at V)

Edited July 21, 2009 by Flaminglippy

[Angelis]

could be worse, she could walk into the bathroom with you using it in the shower

[Toooly]

You can come and share my brolly if u like!!!

[x_nya]

You can come and share my brolly if u like!!!

[cherries82]

Putting up a brolly will be like a Red Rag to a bull for the neanderthal Piss chuckers.

P.s - not sure what i'm doing in this thread, suppose out of curiosity

[Alexx (:]

I have a strange urge to try one. I think peeing standing up could be quite.. liberating!

[staffsknot]

I have a strange urge to try one. I think peeing standing up could be quite.. liberating!

[Flaminglippy]

I have a strange urge to try one. I think peeing standing up could be quite.. liberating!

Edited July 23, 2009 by Flaminglippy

[GuffGuy]

You need to learn the etiquette for such things...

1) You must never, ever be caught looking at the person's next to you...but similarly you must always have a crafty look to make yourself feel better about yourself...

2) If weeing next to stranger...you must learn how to whistle...

3) If there is a cigerette butt in the trough...the person at one end must try to pee it down to the person next to them and so on and so on...failure to join in officially makes you a 'grump futtock'.

4) Observe the '3 shake' rule...(anything more than 3 shakes technically constitutes masturbation and is likely to earn you a bit of a leathering...or a lift home and a cup of tea in the morning depending on the toilets in question)

5) If a mate is in front of you you must always, always, give him a bit of a shove so he pee's on his shoes...

[heavenly271]

You need to learn the etiquette for such things...

1) You must never, ever be caught looking at the person's next to you...but similarly you must always have a crafty look to make yourself feel better about yourself...

2) If weeing next to stranger...you must learn how to whistle...

3) If there is a cigerette butt in the trough...the person at one end must try to pee it down to the person next to them and so on and so on...failure to join in officially makes you a 'grump futtock'.

4) Observe the '3 shake' rule...(anything more than 3 shakes technically constitutes masturbation and is likely to earn you a bit of a leathering...or a lift home and a cup of tea in the morning depending on the toilets in question)

5) If a mate is in front of you you must always, always, give him a bit of a shove so he pee's on his shoes...

[Animaal]

You need to learn the etiquette for such things...

1) You must never, ever be caught looking at the person's next to you...but similarly you must always have a crafty look to make yourself feel better about yourself...

2) If weeing next to stranger...you must learn how to whistle...

3) If there is a cigerette butt in the trough...the person at one end must try to pee it down to the person next to them and so on and so on...failure to join in officially makes you a 'grump futtock'.

4) Observe the '3 shake' rule...(anything more than 3 shakes technically constitutes masturbation and is likely to earn you a bit of a leathering...or a lift home and a cup of tea in the morning depending on the toilets in question)

5) If a mate is in front of you you must always, always, give him a bit of a shove so he pee's on his shoes...

[staffsknot]

Don't forget that its essential you do not end up on the same urination cycle as another stranger, in other words don't keep going into the toilet at the same time as another bloke. Failure to adhere to this rule makes you his bitch.

When urinating after having been asleep be prepared for the sprinkler effect, a point when somehow your urine comes out at a random angle determined by chaos theory and the proximity of something you don't want to pee on. This doesn't always happen but be prepared. Oh and if you've just been having a particularly good dream about Melissa Auf Der Maur and a soapy car wash then wake up to urinate make sure you aim properly or you could be hitting the top of the toilet.

Lastly when pissing in groups NEVER CROSS THE STREAMS

[cherries82]

I like it staffsknot ... although i did have to google Melissa Auf Der Maur to see who she was The outcome was interesting..lol

[staffsknot]

Melissa Auf Der Maur - bass player from Hole and The Smashing Pumpkins - just to save people a bit of time

[Flaminglippy]

Damn! Forgot the most bit...you get bonus points on number 5 if the person you shove only looks like your mate, and is actually a total stranger, and you get chased out of the toilets by an angry looking man in piss stained shoes with his dick in his hand shouting ''I'LL TEACH YOU TO POKE ME FROM BEHIND!!!''...

...believe me, when your mates see that, it takes a hell of a long time for the rumours to die down...

Edited July 24, 2009 by Flaminglippy

[GuffGuy]

You need to learn the etiquette for such things...

1) You must never, ever be caught looking at the person's next to you...but similarly you must always have a crafty look to make yourself feel better about yourself...

2) If weeing next to stranger...you must learn how to whistle...

3) If there is a cigerette butt in the trough...the person at one end must try to pee it down to the person next to them and so on and so on...failure to join in officially makes you a 'grump futtock'.

4) Observe the '3 shake' rule...(anything more than 3 shakes technically constitutes masturbation and is likely to earn you a bit of a leathering...or a lift home and a cup of tea in the morning depending on the toilets in question)

5) If a mate is in front of you you must always, always, give him a bit of a shove so he pee's on his shoes...