Chav Fest

[mfeltham]

Great idea for a new festival.

Chav Fest 2010!

They could put it on the same weekend as V, and Chelmsford chav and poser issue is sorted. It really wouldnt matter about the lineup, cos they dont go for the music, they go to get wasted and laid.

Chas and Dave could headline and they wouldnt care, as long as there is beer and a load of empty bottles for them all to throw at each other. Toilets not required, as they like to pi55 in their empties and throw them.

Close Chav Fest with a nice big fat explosion (i.e. the nice big chav homing missile set off by the V headline act on the Sunday to close the V fest).

Now that would get me back to V!

Any further suggestions for Chav Fest are most welcome.......

Edited August 25, 2009 by mfeltham

[Animaal]

All that is needed is a sign saying,

FREE LAGER

FREE HERBAL HIGHS

EASY SH*GS

and watch the chavvy types pour in. Then close the doors. Job done

[bekimo]

We actually stopped calling it "V festival" about 3pm on friday and it was known as "Chav Fest" after that.

Sorry honey, but there already is a Chav Fest. It's the festival formally known as V!!!

[Rhyscot]

What a topic !

I was sick of seeing them by the end of the weekend !

[goanmad]

We actually stopped calling it "V festival" about 3pm on friday and it was known as "Chav Fest" after that.

Sorry honey, but there already is a Chav Fest. It's the festival formally known as V!!!

[thetime]

what makes you lot any better than the label your giving people?

[geeman]

You could make faded tattoos compulsory...

[Funkyfairy!]

Can I ask nicely what happened to everyone being allowed to be themselves?

Respect everyone ... we're all different. I don't necessarily like the behaviour of some people, but do respect it is their choice, and if it annoys me too much I move away

[thetime]

Can I ask nicely what happened to everyone being allowed to be themselves?

Respect everyone ... we're all different. I don't necessarily like the behaviour of some people, but do respect it is their choice, and if it annoys me too much I move away

[Rhyscot]

When it boils down to it, the only people who like Chavs are Chavs

[thetime]

When it boils down to it, the only people who like Chavs are Chavs

[youngie]

so does people getting drunk make them a chav?

and people who cop off? is that chavvy?

and herbal highs (dunno what these are)

[Rick_G]

to be honest i didnt notice a great deal of chavs although im sure they were there, and i didnt notice any thefts which a lot of people seemed to have a problem with. i think i just got lucky!

but let's not go dragging chas and dave into this i imagine they would be just as much fun as bjorn again were!

snooker loopy nuts are we!

[Rhyscot]

Oh dear, i might just delete my post, people cant have opinions on here

Oh and wait, your having a dig at me for saying that, but not the person who created the topic suggesting to bomb them

Edited August 25, 2009 by Rhyscot

[jamesbduk]

well your racist then? discriminating against people is not good! I and my friends dont care what you are as long as you have a good heart.

[theramm]

well your racist then? discriminating against people is not good! I and my friends dont care what you are as long as you have a good heart.

[Rhyscot]

Racist??

If chavs are now considered a race (which they're not, you're clearly just a bit dim) then would not disliking people, or taking a stand against people who have no respect for others & partake in anti-social behaviour be considered a hate crime?

[youngie]

Thankyou

[Animaal]

so does people getting drunk make them a chav?

and people who cop off? is that chavvy?

and herbal highs (dunno what these are)

[shayy]

sorry but when a 'chav' spits beer at me and then shouts at me referring to sexual things i think i'm okay to agree with these comments. I saw these one lot spitting stuff into a food van. Ergh.

[Harry MonkFish]

Its typical isnt it? I remember from school days all these people (who I thought) looked ridiculous because they wore eye shadow, black make up and black and called themselves greebos would look down on my crowd because we clearly hadnt been enlightened into propper music. My crowd look at them because they dressed like twats.

We still liked the same music though.

If some how do you likey wants to pay 150 quid for a ticket they can dress and act how they want I think.

What about all the middle class wallies who are rebelling against mum and dad.

Or the bloke I noticed wearing skinny jeans, cowboy boots and a leather waistcoat with a hanky type thing tied round his arm as if he was about to whack out the heroin and have a bit of lovely old smack.

Who gives a f**k just go there, enjoy yourself and stop being so snobby and looking at what others are wearing or how they are acting.

[Dannny]

It's done by ASBO's I think.

0 ASBO's = Not Chav

1 ASBO = Wannabe Chav

More than 1 ASBO = Chav

5+ ASBOs = Retardedly stupid person who aims to impress people by drinking waay too much and causes damage to other peoples property/body because they think it's fun. (Or to sum that up into one word, Chav.)

C ouncil

H ouse

A nd

V iolent

[mfeltham]

Its typical isnt it? I remember from school days all these people (who I thought) looked ridiculous because they wore eye shadow, black make up and black and called themselves greebos would look down on my crowd because we clearly hadnt been enlightened into propper music. My crowd look at them because they dressed like twats.

We still liked the same music though.

If some how do you likey wants to pay 150 quid for a ticket they can dress and act how they want I think.

What about all the middle class wallies who are rebelling against mum and dad.

Or the bloke I noticed wearing skinny jeans, cowboy boots and a leather waistcoat with a hanky type thing tied round his arm as if he was about to whack out the heroin and have a bit of lovely old smack.

Who gives a f**k just go there, enjoy yourself and stop being so snobby and looking at what others are wearing or how they are acting.

[DeadAmos]

If some how do you likey wants to pay 150 quid for a ticket they can dress and act how they want I think.

Edited August 26, 2009 by DeadAmos

[bekimo]

Racist??

If chavs are now considered a race (which they're not, you're clearly just a bit dim) then would not disliking people, or taking a stand against people who have no respect for others & partake in anti-social behaviour be considered a hate crime?