Beat the Recession ...

[Mad-Iccy]

Ok To Kick This One Off...

I have recently Started brewing my Own Cider... And It's Pretty Easy !

Iccy's Home Made Cider Recipe

Ingredients:

1 Litre of Spar Vodka

2 Litres of Spar Apple Juice

Instructions:

Put all the Ingredients in a Big Bowl or Bottle and Stir it.

Pour into your Cup, Glass, or Sw*nky Tankard and Drink It.

BOOTY...x

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[Mad-Iccy]

Ok... Here is another one for ya....

My Kids are Rather Partial to Alcopops (they are 9 and 13 before you ask)

Iccy's Strawberry Alcopops Recipe

Ingredients:

1 Bottle of Safeway Gin

1 x Jar of Tesco's Basic Range Jam

Instructions:

Put all the Ingredients in a Mixing bowl and Stir.

Pour into your Kids Favourite Tommy Tippy Beaker.

Yeah......that's what Your Kids Pay £2.20 a Bottle for Down the Offy.....

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[Dorset Bear]

Save yourself money on Glastonbury Festival tickets

Instructions:

• Buy tickets to Endorse It In Dorset festival

• Pitch your tent on the Blandford Bypass

• Fill your boots with mud and walk to Sixpenny Handley

• While you’re there get someone to nick your phone

Proper Job

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[Dorset Bear]

Enjoy the EIID experience at a fraction of the cost

Instructions:

• Buy the Endorse It In Dorset 2009 DVD at only £14.99 [http://www.lgofestivals.com/]

• Get fuelled up on the drug of your choice or Mad Iccy's Home Made Cider

• Push your telly up against the back window.

• Sit in the garden and enjoy

Proper Job

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[5co77ie]

Make your own coke:

Instructions:

• Fill a bottle with water

• add Baking Soda

• add spoon full of coffee or decaff coffee for diet coke

• add some honey

• add lemon juice - and it fizzes

to make a posh cocktail add:

Iccy's Home Made Cider Recipe

Simples

NEXT....

[Mad-Iccy]

This May be a Bit To Advanced for your Average Festy Goers

But Please Give it a Try....... You May even start a Trend !

When Leaving a Festival Site, Pack away your Tent and Take it With you

This way you could use it again...maybe at another festival..

Thus Saving the Cost of a Tent Per Festival... (This could add up to £££££'s)