In event of Zombies break glass.

[strudders]

Go to my mates Dad's house, it's a registered arsenal. More guns than you could possibly know what to do with and has his own bullet making machine. He actually applied for planning permission to fit a gun turret to the top of his house, i shit you not. For some unfathomable reason they turned it down

[Budweiser]

I would hop into the back of my dad's Lorry and man a huge machine gun with unlimited ammo.

Or i would play counter strike zombie mode

[rabid]

Go to my mates Dad's house, it's a registered arsenal. More guns than you could possibly know what to do with and has his own bullet making machine. He actually applied for planning permission to fit a gun turret to the top of his house, i shit you not. For some unfathomable reason they turned it down

[pezzypops]

He wasn't in Tremors was he?

[TalkShow Bob]

Im going on a civil contingencies planning course at work tomorrow so maybe in a bunker planning the response to the outbreak - then being attacked and surviving to find out everything we had done made the plague worse but escaping to France?

Edited February 25, 2010 by TalkShow Bob

[Grant titp]

I often daydream at work about escape tactics (sometimes they're for zombies, other times it's just in general )- for example in

[rabid]

do you want me to stop at blyth and pick you up in my boat?

[TalkShow Bob]

Surely the easiest way to kill a zombie is hot water?

[G-Stud]

I've been planning for years, I have a world map with pins in it showing possible areas of infection (Mexcio for example - swine flu my eye!), I have a board with articles about possible infection, and I've stored canned foods. Never can be too careful.

I often think somewhere like B&Q would be fun to hole up

[rabid]

I've been planning for years, I have a world map with pins in it showing possible areas of infection (Mexcio for example - swine flu my eye!), I have a board with articles about possible infection, and I've stored canned foods. Never can be too careful.

I often think somewhere like B&Q would be fun to hole up

[Katster]

I reckon I'd be ok in my fourth floor flat. I'd just throw all my belongings downstairs so they had no way of coming up, and sit watching Zombie movies on my new MASSIVE TV.

[sifi]

How to stop sometimes vicious and violent attacks by brainless morons who have been brainswashed?

I suppose I should stop posting occassionally in the V-Festival forums.

Edited February 26, 2010 by sifimaster

[Angelis]

i'd do what bill murray(in zombieland) did and pretend to be one...

[TG24]

Are we assuming animals can get infected as well? If not...

Head to the zoo and commandeer an elephant a la the evil oliphaunts in LoTR.

Trample around.

Or drive a husky style sled/chariot with lions and tigers as the runners.

(might need to rear these animals from birth so as to develop a lifelong friendship so they dont tear you a new one. This make take time.)

[Rufus Gwertigan]

Oddly I have put a great deal of thought to this in the past.

My main plan of action would be to make my way down to the police station, learning to drive on the way, break in with my sledge hammer, load myself up with big f**k off guns, and then take a riot van. Drive down to Tesco and load up with as many pringles and tissues as will fit in the van. Drive to a camping shop for some awesome sleeping equipment. Drive to Currys for a portable dvd player. Drive to the adult shop in Stockport and load up with porn. Fight my way out into the Peak District, find a nice spot, camp up and then watch porn and w*nk myself stupid for the rest of my life.

[sifi]

I'm thinking somethign to do with fire would be a good defence. Even if it's set fire to them with a lighter and an aerosal can. And then I could say as an aside to camera "I love the smell of burning zombie flesh in the morning ... "

[pezzypops]

I'm thinking somethign to do with fire would be a good defence. Even if it's set fire to them with a lighter and an aerosal can. And then I could say as an aside to camera "I love the smell of burning zombie flesh in the morning ... "

[Rufus Gwertigan]

I'm thinking somethign to do with fire would be a good defence. Even if it's set fire to them with a lighter and an aerosal can. And then I could say as an aside to camera "I love the smell of burning zombie flesh in the morning ... "

[TG24]

Flaming zombies would be easier to spot at night. I presume these events are all taking place at night, and the electricity is out?

[Rufus Gwertigan]

Flaming zombies would be easier to spot at night. I presume these events are all taking place at night, and the electricity is out?

[rabid]

I'm thinking somethign to do with fire would be a good defence. Even if it's set fire to them with a lighter and an aerosal can. And then I could say as an aside to camera "I love the smell of burning zombie flesh in the morning ... "

[radish]

I've got a nice metal baseball bat that could do some damage, although I feel a weapon with more range could come in handy. Close combat's a bit risky.

[Rufus Gwertigan]

Nah, ditch the baseball and get a cricket bat instead. More edges, more options, more polite, more refined. And obviously manners and refinement's what you want when you're killing zombies. I nearly said culture's what you need, but I just don't think yoghurt would cut it as a zombie-killer.

[pezzypops]

Nah, ditch the baseball and get a cricket bat instead. More edges, more options, more polite, more refined. And obviously manners and refinement's what you want when you're killing zombies.

[radish]

you've got red on you.

Edited February 26, 2010 by radish