I have a Steak Pie

[jump]

Jump - already established I can cook 'pompous' meals. Since you're a southern twat you'd like some of it!

[ampersand]

Portuguese twat thank you very much and is everything that doesn't come out of a tin/box considered pompous in Scotland?

[the_hedge]

of course not. we have to catch our own haggis with our bare hands. no box or tin to be seen!

[swede]

I like a nice fillet steak but it needs a sauce to make up for the lack of flavour. Rump is tasty but you cant beat a nice piece if rib eye. Bones are the key to flavour!!!

[Pogues Mcgogues]

Portuguese twat thank you very much and is everything that doesn't come out of a tin/box considered pompous in Scotland?

[ampersand]

Portugal is still quite far south from me.

Are you first gen?

A part of my family is from the continent! Florence, Tuscanny, Italy.

[Pogues Mcgogues]

where i'm sure they have lovely healthy cooked meals on a daily basis. where as larkhall pogo dines on pot noodle and steak pie!

[ampersand]

Stop racially stereotyping my ancestors.

The only time in about two years that I've had a pot noodle was Glastonbury and when I cook pies I steam some veg playa!

[RABun]

Bombay Behemoth

[Pogues Mcgogues]

corn on the cob?

[ampersand]

Bombay Behemoth

[ampersand]

Not had corn on the cob in ages actualy. Good shout. What you doing this weekend?

[Pogues Mcgogues]

eating corn on the cob in my pants!

[RABun]

love pimp that snack never tried one though, certainly won't be doing that one!

[ampersand]

I said i would do a pimped snack for my friends tim burton party for the alice in wonderland bit. I'm thinking about doing a tuc sandwich, and a Ferrero Rocher

[RABun]

Its the creamy cheesey filling i'm concerned about, it must be quite difficult to get that synthetic cheesey taste without licking the dust off wotsits

[jump]

pogo knows all about tuc sandwiches. ask him for some tips in his biscuit thread.

[rexclark]

Cool, I'll come up to yours and watch. Come and pick me up tho big boy.

[jump]

Reading the last few pages were making me hungry, now....not so much.

[rexclark]

Scottish flirting will make anyone's stomach soon turn.

[Pogues Mcgogues]

I'm Scottish!

I however don't flirt with people on a thread that is making fun of my cooking inadwquacies.

[jump]

Pogo have ever consider learning how to properly cook?

[Pogues Mcgogues]

Pogo have ever consider learning how to properly cook?

[ampersand]

I can cook properly. Already said I've made minestrone soup, pizza, pasta meals and steak and pottato cut chips from scratch amongst other things.

[philipsteak]

you mean you chopped up a tattie and fried them in oil?

how'd you make your pizza?