I have a Steak Pie

[rachbon]

you've probably cooked it and f**ked it up, but next time you should just cook it on the bottom shelf so the pastry on top doesn't burn then move it to the top shelf for the last five minutes to make the pastry on the top nice and crispy.

Chips or wedges. Wait I'll go check the freezer and let you know!

EDIT - Wedges, Lightly Spiced!

Edited March 22, 2010 by _rachelbon

[rachbon]

some of the patter in this thread is hilarious. just the word pie is enough to make me laugh.

[Rufus Gwertigan]

some of the patter in this thread is hilarious. just the word pie is enough to make me laugh.

[rexclark]

I really hope he didn't try to make Gravy, small steps first then move onto the tricky stuff.

[ampersand]

I really hope he didn't try to make Gravy, small steps first then move onto the tricky stuff.

[lamstonite]

what time does he get off work? i want to see the pictures

[-pogo-]

I know how to make gravy you morons! I was asking a simple question which turned out to be twenty laughs a minute!

In the past week I have made steak (medium rare, and it was a perfect medium f**king rare!), spicy chicken breast which I spiced myself, mussels, and chilli with nachos!

I'm trying to post the pics, but there's a problem. And it turned out nice!

[LondonTom]

Best thread ever, I was tempted to go bed instead of reading this but I found myself laughing for the last 20 minutes.

[Langdale Wolf]

Don't worry pogo - I've managed to upload the photos for you.

[ampersand]

I'm trying to post the pics, but there's a problem. And it turned out nice!

[Rufus Gwertigan]

In the past week I have made steak (medium rare, and it was a perfect medium f**king rare!), spicy chicken breast which I spiced myself, mussels, and chilli with nachos!

[ampersand]

So now you think you are Gordon f**king Ramsey

[Langdale Wolf]

So now you think you are Gordon f**king Ramsey

[Gre]

I know how to make gravy you morons!

[-pogo-]

A tub of Bisto & a kettle, right?

[Langdale Wolf]

Aye, stir it up and shit!

[ampersand]

You're DEFINITELY doing it wrong.

[-pogo-]

take note pogo. he cooks his pregnant wife, fried eggs and chips. perhaps you can aspire to be like him one day

what's for dinner tonight then pogo? that oven pizza that you were on about? remember to remove the plastic wrapping that it's in son.

[ampersand]

Gonna make a chorizo and cheese toastie!

[Langdale Wolf]

take note pogo. he cooks his pregnant wife, fried eggs and chips. perhaps you can aspire to be like him one day

what's for dinner tonight then pogo? that oven pizza that you were on about? remember to remove the plastic wrapping that it's in son.

[ampersand]

Mate - I did a BLINDING chile concarne the other night. Superb it was.

And it wasn't just from a tin, or a stir in sauce. The egg and chips was the lazy option a few days earlier. I also had beans and toast with that. Strong.

[-pogo-]

did you take the pastry off...?

[Langdale Wolf]

really..?

[rachbon]

Mate - I did a BLINDING chile concarne the other night. Superb it was.

And it wasn't just from a tin, or a stir in sauce. The egg and chips was the lazy option a few days earlier. I also had beans and toast with that. Strong.

[rachbon]

I loosened it up. Pulled it off and placed it back on top.