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Got a Chinese take-out tonight, got in car, heard the bag rustle looked over saw a pair of eyes looking out of the top of bag at me then dissapear back inside. r

I was so scared I nearly crashed I looked again saw the eyes looking at me then disappear, I ran back into the shop with the bag.

I asked the chinese guy "Wats ...goin on?" He said "U no worry, it Peking duck" !!

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I get that ur talking about paedos but i don't get the gag.
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most of these jokes are not funny in the slightest!!

god! i hope they dont have open mic!!!

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I dont really do high brow!!! :P

Light travels faster than sound.

This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.

If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

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