Ok hands up if you were....

[Liblar]

...one of the many girls that I saw last year having a wee in the main arenas area, literally squatting in full view of hundreds of people, I couldnt believe it, fair enough when you have to go you have to go but hey please you are giving us ladies a bad name, you should be ashamed of yourselves. I hope I dont have to witness that this year you mingers!

(Sorry for the rant peeps, something someone mentioned on the getting to know you post reminded me of all the horrible girls that were literally weeing infront of everyone, me and the girls I was with were hanging our heads in shame and the blokes we were with couldnt quite believe it)

[Pissmagnet]

It was f**king awesome!!!!!!!!

Shit!! Did I just think out loud in writing again??....

I mean, yeah it was disgusting, booooo @ those that do it....

[indie-rocknroll]

...one of the many girls that I saw last year having a wee in the main arenas area, literally squatting in full view of hundreds of people, I couldnt believe it, fair enough when you have to go you have to go but hey please you are giving us ladies a bad name, you should be ashamed of yourselves. I hope I dont have to witness that this year you mingers!

(Sorry for the rant peeps, something someone mentioned on the getting to know you post reminded me of all the horrible girls that were literally weeing infront of everyone, me and the girls I was with were hanging our heads in shame and the blokes we were with couldnt quite believe it)

[staffsknot]

there are far more unbeleivable things going on in this world but having a Wazz is not one of them

[Liblar]

Was just wondering what you think of all the men pissing up the walls? or is it just girls you have a problem with doing this? talk about bloody womens lib. I actually do go to the toilets but get a grip, its taking a piss. For you to hang your heads in shame at someone else taking a piss! and the boys you were with couldnt beleive it?? you cant beleive that somone would take a piss up a wall at a Festival!!!! there are far more unbeleivable things going on in this world but having a Wazz is not one of them

[Liblar]

It was f**king awesome!!!!!!!!

Shit!! Did I just think out loud in writing again??....

I mean, yeah it was disgusting, booooo @ those that do it....

[Pissmagnet]

Hmmmmm wouldn't call it getting off but it certainly doesn't generate the fury it does with you. I'd recommend you drop the festival circuit and maybe go to the proms? Bogs and flag waving might suit you just fine. I go to a festival to enjoy the experience the music and meet all sorts of people, I don't spend a year worrying about people pissing against a fence!

I have an idea for you simple buy a pair of geggs and on each lens draw a black rectangle, then if you see a fellow rude reveller taking a piss simply line up the black rectangle over said watering welt or love hole and hey presto! Censored!!! If after you have chilled after a few beers swap said geggs for some with fig leaves drew on the lenses for some thing a little more cheeky!!

Ohh and if you take this superb idea on dragons den I am entitled to 85% of all profits, from the thousands at V I'm sure you would sell a good 3 pair including those thatyour wearing.

Pissing problem solved.

Class dismissed!.

Edited July 20, 2010 by Pissmagnet

[indie-rocknroll]

I just think each to their own, I personally dont mind seeing people taking a piss, I just look the other way but if it frees up the ques for people to get to the loo's which in ther selves are grim then let it be.

I think there are worse things, like the amount of people who piss in cups and launch them over the crowd, i would rather someone squat in the Arena than piss in a cup.

I've said before, our group saw a girl up the wall the other year (whilst me best friend who is a head mistress was taking a waz at the wall) having a poo and sucking her boyfriend off at the same time, i've seen some very very grim things a tfestivals over the years and come to accept the Arena pissing situation, it is very very acceptable at European festivals, with people squatting where they are in the crowd to have a wee.

[Lyndsey7891]

I was weirdly fascinated by the girls who used that special funnel thing to pee into...It was so odd! how?! why?! :S

[penny20!!]

2bf it is only taking a piss, its better than seeing people who have pissed themselves. i dont understand why they dont just push in the queue though, i do. ive never queued for the toilet at any festival and no1 bats an eyelid. even the vfest website says dont queue so i suppose it is unnecessary... but it is only taking a piss remember dont need 2 freak out lol!

[BenLFC]

I've said before, our group saw a girl up the wall the other year (whilst me best friend who is a head mistress was taking a waz at the wall) having a poo and sucking her boyfriend off at the same time,

[Liblar]

Ok just to put the record straight, I am not freaking out and I definitely aint no prude (i will not be running off and crying if I see people, especially girls, taking a piss in the arena) - althought I still think its grotty. Pissmagnet you obviously have me down as some kinda snob, but hey I can live with that - just call me queenie from now on, hehe (btw the glasses idea is shit!).

Indie - yeah I suppose your right, at least the toilet ques are free'd up, although saying that not sure why any of us bother qu'ing when you get people like penny20 pushing in (but lets not get me started on that, I dont want to get panned again), i'm sure if we all pushed in it would be carnage, ahh well....still cant wait, bring on the good times

[shoptildrop]

2bf it is only taking a piss, its better than seeing people who have pissed themselves. i dont understand why they dont just push in the queue though, i do. ive never queued for the toilet at any festival and no1 bats an eyelid. even the vfest website says dont queue so i suppose it is unnecessary... but it is only taking a piss remember dont need 2 freak out lol!

[Liblar]

If you tried to push in front of me you would be pushed out the way cheeky mare!!! How can you think it acceptable to actually push in front of a queue of people who have been waiting a given length of time? I doubt "nobody batted an eyelid" probably more you will have ignored protests :angry:

[indie-rocknroll]

Pissing in the Arena fine, If men have been liberated enough to piss where and when they want then so can women but jumping ques is down right ignorant. Those girls, hold thier heads high and make themselves look slightly drunk and walk right the front of the que, avoiding eye contact with women and batting their eye lashes at the men, "excuse me, my piss is far more important than yours"!!!!!

[AiiShotTheDJ]

There is nothing worse than standing in a queue to piss for 30 mins and seeing several people just wandering past straight to the front, like common courtesy doesn't apply to them. Us other girls aren't queuing for fun! Drunk or not, manners shouldn't fail people just because they're at a festival!

[craig-g]

Being a bloke who is rather prone to stagefright when it comes to pissing, its a bloody problem for me at festivals. I can only piss in-between burger vans and the like unless I'm hammered, seeing all those other bloke pissing freely up the fence annoys me! I get well jealous!

[campin' queen]

There is nothing worse than standing in a queue to piss for 30 mins and seeing several people just wandering past straight to the front, like common courtesy doesn't apply to them. Us other girls aren't queuing for fun! Drunk or not, manners shouldn't fail people just because they're at a festival!

[ty21]

I have always pissed up against fences at festivals, and will do this year. But I would be willing to piss on your face if you would prefer?

[MCWATTSIE]

Its the ones who squat down with cagouls on and just piss anywhere thats horrid - I mean least when its against the fence/in the corner we know not to sit by the edges/fences/etc

Last year had girls squatting down amongst the oasis crowd not 10 yards from us, taking a piss and then passing the cagoule on to their mates and then having their turn, then f**king off when they done their business.... that takes the.. you know the rest.

[Liblar]

Its the ones who squat down with cagouls on and just piss anywhere thats horrid - I mean least when its against the fence/in the corner we know not to sit by the edges/fences/etc

Last year had girls squatting down amongst the oasis crowd not 10 yards from us, taking a piss and then passing the cagoule on to their mates and then having their turn, then f**king off when they done their business.... that takes the.. you know the rest.

[diego74]

Great thread!

Can I point out that you ladies have it tough - at least us blokes have the urinals at V which are a god send when you're full of ale.

The queues for the toilets in the morning in the campsite are unbearable - having said that, last year my drunken logic sent me off to the toilet at 2am on Sunday morning thinking I would "have a try" at that time rather than wake up with a turtles head and then have to dance in a queue for 30 mins.

I fell asleep on the portaloo waiting...........thank god someone slammed the door on the one next to me 20 minutes later!!

Edited July 26, 2010 by diego74

[Angelis]

you fell asleep on the portaloo... i bet you smelled like a bunch of freshly picked flowers on a spring morning after... did you actually have a crap while you were there or was it a completely wasted drunken idea?

[diego74]

I can assure you it was a brilliantly thought out masterplan, but in reality it didn't pan out too well. Turns out I really didn't need to go! My mates didn't even notice I'd gone until I returned 30 mins later - they thought I'd just wandered off into the campsite for a stroll!

Oh, and after 3 days of warm sunshine, beer and barbeques, I already smelt pretty damn good I can tell you

[craig-g]

BUT.... it's also really annoying when you get to the front of the queue after 30 minutes and find that there were shedloads of empty loo's but the dappy lasses in front of you were waiting to actually see which ones people come out of before going in - this happens a lot, especially after dark. If I can see empty loo's and the people at the front aren't bright enough to use them, then I have no qualms about jumping ahead.