Love Hearts

[nightcrawler13]

i bought a pack of love hearts so i could put one in a little care package i'm posting to my girlfriend, but it seems romance is dead....

there are NO romantic love hearts in the pack!?

My Hero

Sweet You

Love Bug

Whata smile

I'm Shy

Wicked

Little Kiss

Yes Dear

Just Me

Hard Luck

Spoil Me

Tickle Monster

Bless You

Lush Lips

Play Time

Lucky Day

Funny Face

Email

Make Up

Cranny P

Mermaid Elouise

the last four are the worse, email? not even "email me", just the word email??

make up?! is that "lets make up" or "oi bint, put on some make up"?

and the last two....

Cranny P and Mermaid Elouise

[Alcatraz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khc4UaLdMKk

That what you had in mind?

Edited August 5, 2010 by Alcatraz

[saratink]

awwwwww thats cute the idea though

[Nedson]

"yes dear".. The love heart for the under the thumb boyfriend

[The Nal]

What about an alternative love heart marketing campaign, getting back to the way things were/still should be?

What the f**k is this slop?

Dont dare put ice on that

Tell work you fell down the stairs

You'll KNOW when I'm finished

Tell your mother to f**k off

It is always your fault

A prostitute isnt more moral than a wife

Woman are easily misled

Get up them stairs!!

[ampersand]

What about an alternative love heart marketing campaign, getting back to the way things were/still should be?

What the f**k is this slop?

Dont dare put ice on that

Tell work you fell down the stairs

You'll KNOW when I'm finished

Tell your mother to f**k off

It is always your fault

A prostitute isnt more moral than a wife

Woman are easily misled

Get up them stairs!!

[RABun]

melgibson hearts?

[Guest musiclove123]

Awwww bless you though? Like a sneeze? Lol

[rachbon]

those love heart messages are all f**king horrific.

you get these sweets called whatevers, they're like the opposite of love hearts. they have silly messages on them.

Edited August 6, 2010 by _rachelbon

[ampersand]

just been given three packs of these at work. pretty rubbish, but no modern ones like danielson.

first ones

angel face

my hero

lush lips

real love

i surrender

i spy

play time

second ones

first love x2

just me x2

i want u

looking good

hot lips

third ones

make up

dream girl x3

keep cool

bonnie lass

hard luck

Edited August 30, 2010 by ampersand

[Nedson]

My missus gave me a pack the other day.. First three were

Call the clinic

Have you called the clinic yet?

Stop scratching in front of my parents

Still ate them though

[omskus]

My Dragons Den type inspiration was filthy love hearts. A type you could buy at say Ann Summers with rude messages on em. I think they do them!

[ampersand]

My Dragons Den type inspiration was filthy love hearts. A type you could buy at say Ann Summers with rude messages on em. I think they do them!

[Alcatraz]

what, like 'rim me' and 'love pump'?

[brighteyes]

My sister had these as favours at her wedding, we had to buy like 150 packs of them. I like 'em.

[trader2010]

You can win love With your true heart.

Edited August 31, 2010 by trader2010

[Pogues Mcgogues]

"I'm a Jobby Jabber"

[saratink]

That's a playground prank, not a sexual task!

[Pogues Mcgogues]

Well, you technically can jab some jobbies sexually!

[saratink]

Yeah ofcourse! But it can't have dibs on the classic playground taunt that brings laughter to millions of playgrounds worldwide (or at least in the Lanarkshire area in Scotland).

[Pogues Mcgogues]

Aha i've never been jobby jabbed!!

or romantically been given a packet of love hearts

[ampersand]

having another wee pack today and got 'love you'.

danielson must attract the rubbish packets

also got 'canny lad' for cbc.

[saratink]

I burst out laughing when I read to romantically then realised you moved on to something different!

But nah I always thought Love Hearts sweet wise weren't too great. Especially when you try and drink fizzy juice after them!

[ampersand]

Whats cbc mean?

[saratink]

cardboard box city. he's the resident scummy north east boy on here who will owe me £20 come may.