Barrys Bargain Discount Store (consett)

[gratedenini]

Four packets of WOs for £1

TEN (yes 10) Time Out bars... £1

1kg Box of Crunchy Nut Cornflakes ... £1.09

Lloyd Grossman Sauces (various) .... 50p (two for £1)

2litres of Milk... 69p

6pk Walkers Crips ...59p

and so much more.....

anyway, one of the bargains I picked up... Tins of Sardines @ 39p or 3 for a £1. Of course... I waded in and lobbed half a dozen into me basket.

But, inevitably---yer get nowt fer nowt and after translating the destructions on the tin (in Ubeckistani and Urdu), it was found that the contents had actually been caught from the waters surrounding Bikini Atoll!

wtf????

Obviously, I thought twice about opening em.... but,like,y`know--needs must and all that. See below.. the picture shows clearly the dilema I was put in....

(all my own work)

[rabid]

Do they glow in the dark too?

[gratedenini]

Do they glow in the dark too?

[gratedenini]

Do they glow in the dark too?

[rabid]

So good he said it twice.