Vuvuzellas

[**shandy**]

chances of these annoying instruments (if they can be called that) brought into the festival...

[matt123]

chances of these annoying instruments (if they can be called that) brought into the festival...

[Budweiser]

They're banned lol

[Electricityscape]

Do and die.

[Dave The Hedgehog]

That isn't the question - you should be asking, "we know the chances are that somebody will bring a vuvuzela to Leeds/Reading, so my question is - what are the chances that those people won't be coming back with their teeth?"

To which the answer is: almost certain.

[jordanuk90]

Like it isn't bad enough with assholes shouting "buttscratcher" without the sound of a 1,000 horny bees f**king some noisy hornets

[Dave The Hedgehog]

The thing I'm looking the least forward to with people is upspeak and words 'obviously' and 'literally'. Nothing annoys me more when people use the word 'literally' to emphasise something, or 'obviously' to describe something that isn't obvious - and then when they speak, they talk as if they're asking questions.

I f**king hate... people. Just people in general.

[ap3311]

Lol I might bring mine just to piss everyone off.

[FiestaDave]

Lol I might bring mine just to piss everyone off.

[matt123]

What in that sentence is funny?

[**shandy**]

Like it isn't bad enough with assholes shouting "buttscratcher" without the sound of a 1,000 horny bees f**king some noisy hornets

[Tom1889]

If anyone in the general vicinity of my tent has one, it'll swiftly meet the teeth of its owner.

/thread.

[rexclark]

They were selling them at Glastonbury so wouldn't surprise me if they sell them at R&L.

[Dave The Hedgehog]

So they've banned airhorns but they haven't banned vuvuzellas? I've said it time and time again - bureaucracy simply doesn't work. The bastards.

I f**king hate vuvuzellas. I mean, I absolutely f**king hate them. The typical w*nker/James Corden explanation would be something to the effect of, "like, literally, they actually LITERALLY make me want to punch somebody in the face" - f**k you, Corden.

[**shandy**]

They were selling them at Glastonbury so wouldn't surprise me if they sell them at R&L.

[PeterD]

The thing I'm looking the least forward to with people is upspeak and words 'obviously' and 'literally'. Nothing annoys me more when people use the word 'literally' to emphasise something, or 'obviously' to describe something that isn't obvious - and then when they speak, they talk as if they're asking questions.

I f**king hate... people. Just people in general.

[Dave The Hedgehog]

the vuvuzella isnt a would cup tradition which will stick like the mexican wave.

[ap3311]

What in that sentence is funny?