Ellie Goulding is fit.

[JBarbour]

My favourite thread this year

Ellie, pixie and mooses

[Dave The Hedgehog]

Ellie Goulding is the type of person that needs people who'll take care of her. Like, shove her in a box and stuff. Nothing malicious in it - it's just that nobody else can have her and her beautiful eyes. And her pretty head. Oh yes, her pretty head.

*strokes mannequin*

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80516864/

"I'd f**k me..."

[rockinthecasbah]

She's not anything special looks wise.

Obviously I would though.

[Dave The Hedgehog]

Obviously I would though.

[rockinthecasbah]

Would she though?

[Dave The Hedgehog]

Wouldn't have thought so. Though my conversation is dazzling.

[rockinthecasbah]

Save it for Ellie. If the face doesn't do it then the conversation might just tip her without you resorting to sedative.

[Dave The Hedgehog]

As long as I remember not to mention that I found her album extremely bland and unoriginal, I can't imagine why I'd need sedative.

[rockinthecasbah]

So you'd have a conversation with her and not need to use a sedative? A glaring and honest implication there.

[Tom1889]

To be frank you can all piss off.

I have it on good authority that Ellie wants my penis in her mouth and in her her vagina. She thirsts for my swimmers.

I heard it off my best mate, Me.

[samc86]

I think she has a right dodgy nose

Still do her though

[Dave The Hedgehog]

Oh I know where this thread is going now. It's going to end up with people saying, "I'd f**k Ellie so hard, her..." or 'I'd f**k Ellie so hard, she'd..."

Before the whips and chains of common law marriage, I used to know girls a lot like Ellie (quirky, eccentric, 'bit mad', wuuuuhhhh, etc) and 9 times out of 10 most guys wouldn't go near them because it was uncool to f**k the geek but that 1 time out of 10 somebody did, they barely got out alive because of how wild the person was in the bedroom.

So, really, it's just a precaution but if you make an attempt to f**k Ellie, take tissue, savlon and a jar of Hellman's mayonnaise.

Edited August 23, 2010 by Dave The Hedgehog

[Tom1889]

Oh I know where this thread is going now. It's going to end up with people saying, "I'd f**k Ellie so hard, her..." or 'I'd f**k Ellie so hard, she'd..."

Before the whips and chains of common law marriage, I used to know girls a lot like Ellie (quirky, eccentric, 'bit mad', wuuuuhhhh, etc) and 9 times out of 10 most guys wouldn't go near them because it was uncool to f**k the geek but that 1 time out of 10 somebody did, they barely got out alive because of how wild the person was in the bedroom.

So, really, it's just a precaution but if you make an attempt to f**k Ellie, take tissue, savlon and a jar of Hellman's mayonnaise.

[silencio]

Don't see it at all, bit of a horse face. Pixie Lott on the other hand...

Marina beats both though.

[Matticus]

What a shit discussion.

[JC-Mo'Fucka]

Don't see it at all, bit of a horse face. Pixie Lott on the other hand...

Marina beats both though.

[Electricityscape]

Lets talk real women. Jennifer Aniston!

I know she's not a singer.

[D-Low]

Ellie Goulding's voice makes me want to hit women.

[rexclark]

Ellie Goulding's voice makes me want to hit women.