Pissing in the Shower

[rexclark]

It's not disgusting if you keep running water whilst you peeing and then a while after to make sure it dont make the waste pipe smell.

[amy246]

When i was little (well about 7) me and my best mate were both dying for the loo and so whilst she was on the toilet i wee-d in the bath But i cleaned it afterwards!

[saratink]

at point of cummage, it tastes of battery

[rexclark]

Well, i read in cosmo a while ago that the vagina is supposed to smell like raw, freshly cut potatoes..

Duno how that works out

[saratink]

Well Loaded says it smells of fish.

[rexclark]

Thats if they don't wash. Them loaded boys must be shagging some munters.

[ampersand]

Well, i read in cosmo a while ago that the vagina is supposed to smell like raw, freshly cut potatoes..

Duno how that works out

[swede]

I friends with two brothers, and a few years ago when they were both in their early twenties they were notorious for getting pissed and wetting themselves no matter where they were. The ammount of times I would come back home from my girlfriends and find that my brother had been out with one of them and let them stay at ours, only for them to piss themselves was untrue. They pissed my bed, my brothers bed and our couch, never did my brother learn his lesson.

Anyway, from 2003-2008 my local had an annual trip to V festival. About 20+ of us would go and in 2004 Liam (one of the bed wetting brothers) decided to pop his festival cherry and come with us. I was sharing a two man tent with my mate Ganty and my brother, Tony, had drawn the short straw and ended up paired with Liam. Got there on the Friday night and after a few shandies and a bit of sillyness we decided to get our heads down for the night. Everything was fine, both me and Ganty happily asleep until we heard the zip of our tent, in came my brother asking if he could sleep in our tent as when he woke up in the middle of the night he found Liam spooning him with his hands down my brothers pants caressing his pubes !!! The three of us managed to get comfy only for the zip to go again and there was Liam with a look of digust on his face and he uttered the immortal line of...."can I sleep in your tent, Ive turned ours into a swimming pool" !!!! .....Tony quickly moved to get all the belongings out and that tent wasnt touched for the rest of the weekend.

[PeterD]

When I works at Butlins and our chalets didnt have a toilet, the sink was always used as a toilet. Exclusively for peeing, however one time when I had food poisoning.....

[brighteyes]

I woke up really thirsty this morning, so downed the pint of water next to my bed. Then I realised I needed a wee but I fell back to sleep. Woke up a couple of hours later needing a piss soooo badly... my flatmate was in the shower and she takes ages... it was starting to be a real struggle...

So I pissed in the pint glass, that filled up so I did a smooth transfer to an empty mug in my bedroom. That filled up too, but I managed to stop the flow, I must have had a good litre of piss in me in total. To be honest I wasn't that ashamed, it's just piss, it seemed like a logical decision. Although I did feel a bit weird carrying two containers of piss downstairs when the bathroom was finally free.

Oops gotta go clean up the poo in my cupboard, see ya

[rachbon]

I woke up really thirsty this morning, so downed the pint of water next to my bed. Then I realised I needed a wee but I fell back to sleep. Woke up a couple of hours later needing a piss soooo badly... my flatmate was in the shower and she takes ages... it was starting to be a real struggle...

So I pissed in the pint glass, that filled up so I did a smooth transfer to an empty mug in my bedroom. That filled up too, but I managed to stop the flow, I must have had a good litre of piss in me in total. To be honest I wasn't that ashamed, it's just piss, it seemed like a logical decision. Although I did feel a bit weird carrying two containers of piss downstairs when the bathroom was finally free.

Oops gotta go clean up the poo in my cupboard, see ya

[Paul ™]

This would have been more fun if it was a public poll