Embarrasing/crazy stories of being wasted/pissed...

[swede]

Its my work mates 30th on Saturday, and ive known him since I was 18, so all the lads at my work who are coming have been reminiscing of past nights out and crazy things that have happened....

We were out on night in a club called Room, probably the best house club in Hull ever. We were chatting to some mates near the bar and then out of nowhere, no warning at all, my mouth just filled with sick. It was full on comedy style with the inflated cheeks ect. That wasnt the end of it as more followed and the sick flew out hosepipe style coating two of my mates arms, they proceeded to put me in a corner of the club to finish and I could see out the corner of my eye the look of digust from passers by.

Anyone got any others, then I'll add some more

[jump]

God dozens of stories are popping into my head...

There was the random girl I met outside of Waterloo station on my way back from a gig who challenged me to press ups in the middle of the street and we ended up going to a club afterwards after ditching my mates.

My mate was drunk and getting into a arguement with a cash machine so he takes on a shit on it to have the last word.

On a night bus home someone teenager pricks were making fun of a girl in my group so I go over to him to ask nicely shut up and he just starts screaming (with a tear coming out of his eye at one point) at me "Who the f**k are you and what do you want" and every time I would introduce myself and offer him my hand to shake in the nicest way possible.

My mate running out of a club as he needed "air" and looking worse for wear a cop comes over to talk to him and threws up on his shoes.

so on...

Edited October 7, 2010 by jump

[oafc0000]

My mate was drunk and getting into a arguement with a cash machine so he takes on a shit on it to have the last word.

[jump]

nice guy...

Edited October 7, 2010 by jump

[oafc0000]

I'd take him over you any day of the week.

[Wooderson]

Brother in law was found totally banjaxed at 4am by his Mom pissing like a racehorse into the computer in their living room.

[swede]

One of my best mates will pretty much drink anything once hes pissed. He once drunk a pint of piss at a party, he was told it was cider, had a sip then went "this is piss" to which we all started laughing. He then finished the pint and pronounced "ahh nice and warm"....We were in a metal club one night when we spotted an ash tray filled with booze, proceeded to fill up a pint glass with the ashtray and any discarded dregs from drinks till it was full and bet him a tenner that he couldnt down it. He downed it in one then said "keep the money, wasnt too bad"

[The Nal]

Brother in law was found totally banjaxed at 4am by his Mom pissing like a racehorse into the computer in their living room.

[Wooderson]

Into the "floppy"?

Edited October 7, 2010 by Wooderson

[The Nal]

Nah. He went for a right old slash all over the keyboard and the monitor.

[jump]

Nah. He went for a right old slash all over the keyboard and the monitor.

[rachbon]

i don't think i have the ability to be embarrassed by anything silly i do when i'm drunk.

i can't think of anything mental. just the usual stuff.. being sick everywhere, falling over, falling asleep in toilets, falling asleep in doorways, waking up the next day covered in dirt and bruises, finding sick in my bag, finding a carrier bag with a packet of biscuits and a twist n squeeze cause i've been buying rubbish in newsbox, broke my wrist once, losing phones, money, clothes..

all signs of a good night

quite a lot of pissing stories in here, seems to be quite a common thing for guys to mistake other objects for a toilet.

[rexclark]

One of my mates used to do some ridiculous stuff while drunk, one night we were chatting up a couple of girls, going quite well. He says he needs the toilet. He then reappears ten minutes later with vomit all down his front with a bouncer in tow. He then tried to persuade the bouncer to let him stay, as if these girls would be intersted in a guy who has vomit down his front.

The same guy vanished to the toilet in a club for quite a while. After about 30 minutes he reappeared. We asked him where he'd been and he told us he fell asleep on the bog, then woke up and was sick in his pants. He kept the pants on as well.

As for me, I got so drunk at a festival I was taken away to the medical tent for a wee lie down. Not too bad, I got some free chocolate out of it.

[greenfairy43]

You wouldn't catch me getting embarrasingly drunk......

[feral chile]

When I was a student, one of our lecturers held a graduation party for us in his big posh mansion. I looked quite the part, had my hair specially braided, even wore a dress I think. But me and a friend were nervous at going to somewhere so posh with all the middle class students we'd been to uni with, so we got pissed beforehand.

So we rolled up at the party, I got on the wine and knocked it back like I was still drinking pints.

After a while the room started spinning so I went outside for some fresh air. Suddenly I couldn't breathe, I didn't know what the hell was happening. Turns out I'd fallen flat out into his ornamental fishpond, no doubt killing some rather expensive fish.

They had to parade me through the entire party of about 200 fellow students, covered in moss and slime, and had to give me a bath. They then sent me home in a pair of massive painters overalls, with strict instructions to my friend to make sure I got home safe. On the bus, my friend said 'it's still early, fancy going clubbing?' so we ended up in a club, me still in my overalls.

My lecturer was great about it though - when I sheepishly returned his overalls, he waved away my apology, and said he'd be dining out on the story for years!

He was a great old guy.

And my friend swore himself to secrecy - 'I'll never tell a soul' he said. But every time I met one of his friends, they'd say 'oh, you're the goldfish girl'

Edited October 7, 2010 by feral chile

[brighteyes]

Can't think of any for myself, but once my sister fell asleep in a nightclub toilet when she was smashed, then woke up about 5am, locked in the empty nightclub. Had to fumble her way in the dark to an emergency exit, which set off the alarms, so she RAN for it.

I'd really panic if that happened to me!

[saratink]

Ohh i can't think theres probably been a few but I woke up one morning with a few stones in my mouth

[pehaw]

Ohh i can't think theres probably been a few but I woke up one morning with a few stones in my mouth

[greenfairy43]

Mick and Keef?

[rabid]

One of my best mates will pretty much drink anything once hes pissed. He once drunk a pint of piss at a party, he was told it was cider, had a sip then went "this is piss" to which we all started laughing. He then finished the pint and pronounced "ahh nice and warm"....We were in a metal club one night when we spotted an ash tray filled with booze, proceeded to fill up a pint glass with the ashtray and any discarded dregs from drinks till it was full and bet him a tenner that he couldnt down it. He downed it in one then said "keep the money, wasnt too bad"

[gratedenini]

As a bit of light hearted relief... next time you are having relations with your partner......

exclaim...... RIMMER! RIMMER!

will make a great conversation piece for afterwards!

den

[jump]

As a bit of light hearted relief... next time you are having relations with your partner......

exclaim...... RIMMER! RIMMER!

will make a great conversation piece for afterwards!

den

Edited October 8, 2010 by jump

[Josie's Cat]

I once locked myself out of my hotel room, the place was a converted monastary in Italy, trying to find the bathroom. Went down the corridor,and into the church next door which was being renovated.

Must have set off the alarms because three Italian men came in, grabbed a dust sheet off a statue of Jesus and wrapped it round me, since I was only wearing a thong.

Since then it has become lore that I stole the shroud of Christ when pissed on Sambuca.

[swede]

Ive got a mate who was that wasted on blue "disco biscuits", and to be fair when I was given them I was told only half at a time. He took a full one at the local indie club we used to go to and when we got back to a mates house spent the full evening trying to open an imaginary door behind the setee.

At the same club I was once wasted on acid one night and darent go to be the bar when I was on the dance floor as it looked like it was about 3 mile away and would take to long to get there and then back to my spot. I spent the whole night asking my mates to go get my drinks for me

Edited October 8, 2010 by swede

[Gre]

Sorry but what do you mean by rimmer, as when you say that an image of someone giving a rim job pops into my head?