Embarrasing/crazy stories of being wasted/pissed...

[evilhasnever]

I think the whole of Scotland should have it's own comedy show - where they can demonstrate that they can laugh at themselves sometimes. Rather than showing themselves as humourless pricks with the world's biggest chip on their shoulders.

Or is it just that they can't take jokes from the English? Thus showing themselves as no less racist than the opinion of racism some have taken from what is nothing more than a harmless and meaningless quip of the type that people make all the bleeding time.

[eFestivals]

A perfect example of how you tar all Scots with the same brush. One person says something and you reply with "I think the whole of Scotland" "they" "themselves"...because of something 1 person says.

Anyway, point is you took the bait I so knowingly knew you would.

p.s I'm English

The fact that I was taking the exact angle that had been used against me seems to have passed you by entirely.

Do I only say "horrible things about the Scots". The facts very definitely prove otherwise.

So you've shown yourself as brainless as those racist Scots. Never mind.

I wonder why, if I hate the Scots so much as the likes of you likes to wrongly fantasise about, I spend significant amounts of this businesses money in Scotland with Scottish people when I could just as easily spend it in England.

Perhaps it's because I've tarred every Scot as tight-arsed, so I get a better deal from them?

Morons sometimes get their moronicness chucked back at them. One day you might be smart enough to recognise it above the delusions you seem to prefer.

Edited October 12, 2010 by eFestivals

[precious_lillywhite]

Years ago me & some mates went drinking one Sunday lunchtime, by about 3pm one of my housemates decided she was pissed and was going home.

She went home, fell asleep, woke up and looked at the clock that said 7 o'clock. So she thought she'd slept right through the night, she got up, got ready for work. Left me & my other housemate narky voice messages saying 'where are you? I can't believe you've not come home, aren't you going to work... blah blah'.

She got 2 buses across town, walked up to her offices and was confronted by a security guard who asked her what she was doing, she replied 'I'm was going to work?' he replied, 'ermmmmm, it's Sunday evening........ have you been out?'

She had to get 2 buses back home again, and got back just as we were rolling in from the pub

[RABun]

I say horrible things about the scots, to my sister in law who is a plastic scot. Brought up in Stevenage. (though i admit i did make a crack the other day on here about fried food, which rachel took offence to too)

I also say horrible things about americans, rednecks in particular as my other sister in law is a Texan.

They both say horrible things about me in return. Its how we show affection in my family. seriously!

[rachbon]

I say horrible things about the scots, to my sister in law who is a plastic scot. Brought up in Stevenage. (though i admit i did make a crack the other day on here about fried food, which rachel took offence to too)

I also say horrible things about americans, rednecks in particular as my other sister in law is a Texan.

They both say horrible things about me in return. Its how we show affection in my family. seriously!

Edited October 12, 2010 by _rachelbon

[RABun]

i didn't take offence. we were all talking about chippies so we basically walked into that one

it's just the stereotypical view of scottish people can sometimes be a bit annoying. although stereotypes in general are annoying.

[eFestivals]

it's just the stereotypical view of scottish people can sometimes be a bit annoying. although stereotypes in general are annoying.

But I didn't make any stereotypical comment about Scots at the point you kicked off.

I did after you kicked off, but purely because you were then acting the stereotypical Scot - something very deserving of having the piss taken out of it.

[rachbon]

But I didn't make any stereotypical comment about Scots at the point you kicked off.

[zlatan07]

you can say all you like about the scots but it wont change my opinion of my home country. i was goin to write a long winded response about the whole scots vs mr efestivals thing but i, nor any other scot, need to waste our breath by arguing with someone that clearly has a problem with our culture for whatever reason.

thats hilarious the story about getting thrown out the vatican, i got thrown out the sistine chapel just a few weeks ago for taking pictures, they really are damn cranky when it comes to a ceiling!

[Katster]

In Prague I got stupid drunk.

We went into a pub and I stole all the tips from a dish on the bar. I then ordered the most expensive cocktail on the menu and paid with their tips

I knew exactly what I was doing, and I remember doing it but I would never ever ever do anything like that normally!!!

The night got worse when we went to a club and I was sat at a table with a load of Czech and Polish boys and we played a drinking game. You had to throw your shot glass after necking your drink, which I did, and almost got thrown out for after we nearly hit some people next to us

Again, not something I would ever normally do!

I felt awful in the morning, couldn't believe I'd done it! I've stayed well away from Prague ever since!!

[philipsteak]

it's just the stereotypical view of scottish people can sometimes be a bit annoying. although stereotypes in general are annoying.

[rabid]

The walk home from the club I usually went to was along the seafront and for part of it the pavement was at the top of a near vertical slope about 100ft above the beach. One night I was convinced I could see a GIANT turtle on the beach and it took a while to figure out it was actually a car with all 4 doors open - those were the flippers of course. We all piled down the slope (ignoring the nearby stairs ) and found two blokes with their car stuck in the sand. Being helpful types we got tjheir car off the beach and they returned the favour by giving us a lift the couple of miles to the town centre.

It wasn't till the next day that I started wondering things like : Was the car theirs? What were they doing down there? What sort of state was the driver in at 3 on a Saturday morning with his car stuck on the beach?

[eFestivals]

you can say all you like about the scots but it wont change my opinion of my home country. i was goin to write a long winded response about the whole scots vs mr efestivals thing but i, nor any other scot, need to waste our breath by arguing with someone that clearly has a problem with our culture for whatever reason.

More chips please.

[RABun]

thats hilarious the story about getting thrown out the vatican, i got thrown out the sistine chapel just a few weeks ago for taking pictures, they really are damn cranky when it comes to a ceiling!

[rachbon]

The walk home from the club I usually went to was along the seafront and for part of it the pavement was at the top of a near vertical slope about 100ft above the beach. One night I was convinced I could see a GIANT turtle on the beach and it took a while to figure out it was actually a car with all 4 doors open - those were the flippers of course. We all piled down the slope (ignoring the nearby stairs ) and found two blokes with their car stuck in the sand. Being helpful types we got tjheir car off the beach and they returned the favour by giving us a lift the couple of miles to the town centre.

It wasn't till the next day that I started wondering things like : Was the car theirs? What were they doing down there? What sort of state was the driver in at 3 on a Saturday morning with his car stuck on the beach?

[evilhasnever]

Deary me... What the heck is up with a little hearted mickey taking... I think some of you need to get over yourselves

Edited October 13, 2010 by evilhasnever

[zlatan07]

I found it quite funny these men wandering around the chapel "shhhhhh, no photo, no photo!!"

we managed to get a couple of suruptitious photos.

[RABun]

ano! i dont see what the is with the crazy vatican police, either 1) the flashes on camera's degrades the ceiling (dunno if this is true or not?) or 2) they just dont want people taking photos of the ceiling so they can sell more of their own pics of it

[zlatan07]

there are miles and miles of corridors and rooms all with very ornate frescos etc, and they let you photograph those.

[eFestivals]

ano! i dont see what the is with the crazy vatican police, either 1) the flashes on camera's degrades the ceiling (dunno if this is true or not?) or 2) they just dont want people taking photos of the ceiling so they can sell more of their own pics of it

It's of course 2.

The Vatican loves money no less than any other business, and it's very definitely a business.

[RABun]

yeah, i thought it was like being at ikea - making you walk through endless corridors to get to the part that u want but without shortcuts! lol

[zlatan07]

The Vatican loves money no less than any other business, and it's very definitely a business.

[rabid]

flippers!

[rachbon]

Well what else are the things sticking out the side of a giant turtle going to be?

[rabid]

i've just never heard them being called flippers, i thought they were legs.

the word flippers always makes me laugh though