If YOU were a Chilean Miner....

[gratedenini]

So, if you were in a similar pozzy who would be your dream, and who would be your Nemesis?

Dunno why... but its the people I wouldn`t wanna be down there with..and top of my list would be Twatcher the c**t.

I`d be tempted to kill her, but would refrain..and instead.. while she is asleep... I`d piss all over her--making her a prime target for infestation. Subtle see.

Mind, as i rumble through the tunnels and that--if i found some acid or something... I would toss it in her colostomy bag. Sorry like for you lovers.. but i dont like it.

Like: well i`d like for Jimi Hendrix to be down there.. to show me a few chords and that...but i think i might get f**kin sick of him saying dude and cat---and if a capsule were to descend... I`d probably send him away first..leaving me and Eva Cassidy (and an A3 poster of Alys Fowler.. a ginger growing ginger ).

I`d build a one up for Eva and discuss her John Lennon like popularity... all the while remembering my best chance would be with the cut-out of Alys!

Its a diificult one... so...

32 Miners You`d Be OK To be Trapped With....

Jimi Hendrix

David Bowie

Mr Meadows (woodwork teach)

Winston Churchill

Rudolf Hoess

Kahail Gibran

Me Dad

Me Mam

Laura

Hollie

Hendrix

Larmer

Me Aunt Eva (blind) ... maybe quite helpful too!

Jack Daniels

Jesus

A Japanese Kamikase Pilot

My Best Friend Alan

Edward VII

Alan Bennett

My Dog Milosovich

Peter Griffin

Leo Fender

A Tolpuddle Martyr (if nowt else but to ask him WHY???)

Adolf Hitler (ditto)

Hugh Ferneley Whitanstall

Spike Milligan

Prince Charles (balance,balnace)

Captain Stinky (the bloke in jamaica who gave us that HALUCIEAGENIC weed)

Django Rheinhart

Tommy Cooper

Me Nanna

Alien 3

f**k me... thats not easy! Try it. loads come into you head--but you discount them... but then you struggle.

Well?

den 9drinking port)

[MrZigster]

What a post. Top two of that for sure.

[dakyras]

1) Anna Berglund

2) Ashley Hobbs

3) Shera Bechard

4) Claire Sinclair

5) Olivia Paige

6) Francesca Frigo

7) Shanna McLaughlin

Katie Vernola

9) Kassie Lyn Logsdon

10) Amy Leigh Andrews

11) Kyra Milan

12) Heather Rae Young

13) Jaime Faith Edmondson

14) Crystal Harris

15) Kelley Thompson

16) Lindsey Evans

17) Kimberly Phillips

18) Kristina Shannon

19) Karissa Shannon

20) Candice Cassidy

21) Crystal McCahill

22) Hope Dworaczyk

23) Jennifer Pershing

24) Jessica Burciaga

25) Dasha Astafieva

26) Jennifer and Natalie Jo Campbell

27) Grace Kim

28) Kelly Carrington

29) Valerie Mason

30) Kayla Collins

31) Laura Croft

32) Oscar Wilde

[MrZigster]

All very wiity, but this is just "Dinner Party List" a little bit juxtaposed, isn't it? (still drinking and not as articulate as den)

Edit: Or dackyras.

Edited October 14, 2010 by MrZigster

[gratedenini]

I only know of Oscar Wilde, who I must say would be a great choice.

Are the rest family/friends Mr Darky?

den (suffering...)

[jump]

Tatiana DeMaria

Matt Stone

Trey Parker

Nora Zehetner

Kevin Smith

Henry Rollin

Dave McWane

Kim Jong-il

Luis Figo

Rosario Dawson

Haruki Murakami

Glenn Eichler

Susie Lewis Lynn

Fidel Castro

Marget Thatcher

Ozzy

Alan Moore

Seasick Steve

Rob Zombie

Lemmy

Keith Flint

Frank Black

Tomas Kalnoky

Laila K

M.I.A.

Nicky Wire

Suggs

Eugene Hütz

Neil Gaiman

Jemina Pearl

Tom Morello

Tina Fey

[dakyras]

I only know of Oscar Wilde, who I must say would be a great choice.

Are the rest family/friends Mr Darky?

den (suffering...)

Edited October 14, 2010 by dakyras

[gratedenini]

I s'pose one big difference between this and an 'average' ( ) dinner party is that it was plus 30 degrees down there, and everyone would be fairly sweaty with not much clothing on....

[sifi]

Francesca Frigo

[Steve P]

They're the last 31 Playboy Play Mates.

31 fitties and a really intelligent and witty gay guy. Exactly what you want when trapped down a mine.

[sifi]

The problem would be all those large breasticles. There's not much space down there, you'd be better off with the more flat chested variety of lady.

[rachbon]

32 people... i don't think i like that many people.

[Kowalski]

32 people... i don't think i like that many people.

[Pogues Mcgogues]

Tommy Sheridan

Che Guevara

George Galloway

Hugo Chavez

Tony Benn

Chairman Mao

Leon Tortsky

Michael Foot

Rosie Kane

Vladimir Lenin

Dianne Abbot

Citizen Smith

Karl Marx

Fidel Castro

Pir Albinn Hanson

Friedrich Engels

John Prescott

Raul Castro

Chris Watson

Red Ed Miliband

Carolyn Leckie

Rosa Luxembourg

Derek Draper

Kenny Elder

Jimmy Reid

Bob Crow

Keir Hardie

Kevin Rudd

Billy Bragg

Julia Gillard

Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva

I think that's the right ammount?

[gratedenini]

I thought there was quite a lot of space. One of the guys went jogging every day

[Pogues Mcgogues]

I`ve been wondering....just where did they go for a tom?

den the wonderer

[Paul ™]

I`ve been wondering....just where did they go for a tom?

den the wonderer

[rexclark]

They had access to around 1km of tunnels, I believe they dug latrines in the earth

[gratedenini]

They had access to around 1km of tunnels, I believe they dug latrines in the earth

[Steve P]

??? the dorty bastards!

Imagine sitting there eh... with a Hong Kong Bible on yer lap, trying to keep the lamp on your helmet still while you`re giving yer pink a four finger strangle.... and along comes El Cheato, mumbling away about his marital predicament.

Based on my average... I would have dropped a maximum of 10 steamers (maybe less due to the dietary change)

I propose I would not be responsible for Tunnel Stench.

den

[gratedenini]

So on average you only poop once a week?!?! You really were born to go to festivals Den. On the other hand, i'd have filled most of the tunnel network by the end of the first month

[ampersand]

ten days? isn't two days weird enough?

[Steve P]

Den, you're a true anal retenive. If i've not gone at least once by 10am then i'm worried somethings broken down there.

[ampersand]

Den, you're a true anal retenive. If i've not gone at least once by 10am then i'm worried somethings broken down there.

[Budweiser]

Lucy pinder

Chino Moreno

Josh Homme

Stephen Hawkin

Abi Titmus to do some kinky shit.

Jack Black and Kyle

Joss Stone