Bloke dies mounting a goat!

[gratedenini]

!!! just heard a snippet on the wireless that a bloke in America has died whilst mounting a goat in a National Park.

Bugger me, i dunno how desperate I`d have to be to shag a goat.

Mind, when I eloborate on the idea... I suppose the horns would be a natural holding position compared to a sheep..so maybe not such a stupid choice after all.

I dont think theres any goats round here though, so looks like I`ll have to stick with me Hong Kong Bibles and my very own grip!

Poor bloke though eh.

den

[ampersand]

whY that made the news on radio1, i dunno. if it happened in the uk, fair enough.

Edited October 18, 2010 by ampersand

[Alcatraz]

Wow I had a really weird dream about a goat last night

[The Nal]

Bad ewes indeed. He probably did it to gain a new fleece of life.

[Steve P]

He was ramming it home

[Paul ™]

He was horny

[gratedenini]

O LORDY MAMA... this thread could ram and ram.

(I`ll get me goat....)

fast show.

DOIP

[rexclark]

I'm pretty partial to a bit of nanny myself but this guy was just taking the goat.

[ampersand]

stop kidding on, someones died here!

[spwan-of-the-devil]

Bar Ram You

[The Nal]

stop kidding on, someones died here!

[Steve P]

Ah c’mon mate! Theres mutton wrong with a bit of joking. You go ahead then and write his ewelogy.

[The Nal]

You should be lamb-basted for the quality of that

[spwan-of-the-devil]

Babe says to the Ram shame was going to enjoy the spit roast!

[Ed209]

To be honest, the facts provided to us by Den are a bit wooly, but it certainly sounds like this guy had some wierd fetashes

[gratedenini]

OMG... I`ve just heard the news in detail... he was killed by a MOUNTAIN goat!!! and not by mounting the goat.

But, it filled a day in I suppose

den

[rexclark]

OMG... I`ve just heard the news in detail... he was killed by a MOUNTAIN goat!!! and not by mounting the goat.

But, it filled a day in I suppose

den

Edited October 18, 2010 by rexclark

[Ed209]

OMG... I`ve just heard the news in detail... he was killed by a MOUNTAIN goat!!! and not by mounting the goat.

But, it filled a day in I suppose

den

[rexclark]

You are a silly billy

[gratedenini]

I did read that but I thought, why ruin the humour.