coronation street

[jump]

nah just without the explosion and such. and dunno if there were as many/any deaths last time.

it's soapworld though. you can't really go 50 years without repeating storylines or copying from the other handful. ken's had about 6 affairs for christ sake!

[modey]

the rubble was made out of cork!

so an hours worth of episodes an no one is dead yet. very poor show! were dev's kids rescued from claire's house? hearing no mention of them yet. hopefully they've just realised they're a couple of c**ts and written them out already.

[rachbon]

if the acting was bad in the tram crash episode, the live episode tomorrow could go a bit wrong.

[saratink]

i think dev's kids were being looked after by mental claire, don't think they've been rescued.

aye surely plenty of folk would have kicked the bucket right away? some of the ones i thought would die are still alive, i suppose they might die in hospital though.

i'm pretty sure molly will die. i think sunita and peter might aswell.

[eFestivals]

The deaths are....

Sinita.

Rita

Molly

weird bunny boiler that's been stalking Fizz's hubby.

It can't be Jason & Simon, cos if it was Simon then there wouldn't be the wedding.

It can't be Sinita's kids (wherever they're hiding ) because Molly, Sinita and the bunny boiler are already dead, and those two kids would make it 5 deaths.

That's my take on it all anyway.

[ampersand]

The deaths are....

Sinita.

Rita

Molly

weird bunny boiler that's been stalking Fizz's hubby.

It can't be Jason & Simon, cos if it was Simon then there wouldn't be the wedding.

It can't be Sinita's kids (wherever they're hiding ) because Molly, Sinita and the bunny boiler are already dead, and those two kids would make it 5 deaths.

That's my take on it all anyway.

[saratink]

The deaths are....

Sinita.

Rita

Molly

weird bunny boiler that's been stalking Fizz's hubby.

It can't be Jason & Simon, cos if it was Simon then there wouldn't be the wedding.

It can't be Sinita's kids (wherever they're hiding ) because Molly, Sinita and the bunny boiler are already dead, and those two kids would make it 5 deaths.

That's my take on it all anyway.

[eFestivals]

But molly and sinita are not already dead.

They all think Rita is in town so they're not gona look for her untill she doesn't turn up!

I don't think it will be charlotte as one of the funerals, unless john stape drags her to the scene and pretends she was in it...

Surely that's exactly what John Stape will do? It's the perfect cover! And an end to the most stupid storyline they've ever had.

My take is that Molly and Sinita are already brown bread. I reckon they'll be confirmed as dead tonight.

BTW, in case it's passed you by, tonight's is at 7pm and not 7:30 cos of the footie.

[eFestivals]

but it's not 4 deaths and a wedding. it's 4 funerals. techinically, molly and jack would have the same funeral wouldn't they?

They'd only have the same funeral if they were both dead. The story has implied so far that baby Jack is uninjured, while Molly is on the way out.

I'd actually thought in advance that it would be dull Clure along with Ashley that snuffed it, cos I've known for about 6 months that Ashley is leaving. Supposedly he's giving up acting to become a roofer. I'd also thought it was going to be Eileen, cos her "those trams will be the death of me" words in the Children In Need thing gave that impression.

But all of those are uninjured so far, so unless Ashley dies in the Joinery I reckon the 4 I've named will be it.

[rachbon]

The deaths are....

Sinita.

Rita

Molly

weird bunny boiler that's been stalking Fizz's hubby.

It can't be Jason & Simon, cos if it was Simon then there wouldn't be the wedding.

It can't be Sinita's kids (wherever they're hiding ) because Molly, Sinita and the bunny boiler are already dead, and those two kids would make it 5 deaths.

That's my take on it all anyway.

[eFestivals]

are you just guessing? i think molly and sunita will die, can't really see rita dying. i forgot about monkey faced stalker woman, i suppose she must be one of them.

Yep, I'm just guessing - tho I do know that Ashley stops working on corrie, so either he's gonna die in the Joinery or him and Clare go off to France (more likely now their house is ashes of course).

But it defo looks like Molly and Sunita are going to die, and Rita has the tram on her head so I can't see her making it either.

[saratink]

Surely that's exactly what John Stape will do? It's the perfect cover! And an end to the most stupid storyline they've ever had.

My take is that Molly and Sinita are already brown bread. I reckon they'll be confirmed as dead tonight.

BTW, in case it's passed you by, tonight's is at 7pm and not 7:30 cos of the footie.

[rachbon]

they should have killed off gail and audrey.

[Paul ™]

Neil the new resident Corrie expert

[eFestivals]

What about fizz'es baby?

Oh, they'll save the kid to bring a bit of joy along with the deaths I reckon. Doing that would be a standard soap trick.

[eFestivals]

they should have killed off gail and audrey.

nah ... a quick death would be too good for the gerbil. They need a Al Qaeda attack complete with torture to kill her off.

[eFestivals]

Neil the new resident Corrie expert

corrie is normally the best comedy on TV. This week it defo is.

[rachbon]

Oh, they'll save the kid to bring a bit of joy along with the deaths I reckon. Doing that would be a standard soap trick.

[saratink]

corrie is normally the best comedy on TV. This week it defo is.

[ampersand]

yeah ashleigh and claire are definitely leaving. i originally thought they were certs to die, but reckon they'll end up going to france. neither have had new contracts from what i've heard. didn't know about the roofer reason though.

sinita is possible but would she have gone back only 6ish months ago to be killed off? was it even that long ago she came back?

and the eileen thing seems as though it was a good 'put you off the scent' bit with children in need...

[ampersand]

Aii i bet you watch it on tenterhooks more than the rest of us do!!

[rachbon]

yeah ashleigh and claire are definitely leaving. i originally thought they were certs to die, but reckon they'll end up going to france. neither have had new contracts from what i've heard. didn't know about the roofer reason though.

[ampersand]

i thought they would die because i knew they were leaving, i suppose ashley could die because he's still stuck inside with peter and nick.

[eFestivals]

he clearly has all the tv and gossip mags on subscription. nobody else knew about ashley the roofer

yeah, it's a big secret that no one knew till I said it, and it wasn't in just about every newspaper last April, that's a lie.

http://www.google.co.uk/#hl=en&expIds=17259,18167,27213,27817,27868,28043&xhr=t&q=coronation+street+ashley+leaving+roofer&cp=38&pf=p&sclient=psy&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=coronation+street+ashley+leaving+roofer&gs_rfai=&pbx=1&fp=80a1f8b8e7e8c190

[saratink]

You clearly love your soap news though!!

Claires not dying.

Maybe someone trying to resuce them will die?

I'm worried about poor rita, noone knows shes there!

Even graham asked tina where she was and she said 'ohh shes in town drinking'