The Royal Wedding

[Ed209]

Nope, nothing like that at all. I guess I've got the brain to do a much better rant than you can manage.

[Steve P]

aah, i thought it was cos it maybe resembled the flag. kinda like starfish.

[the_hedge]

Swiss roll = Hole

Edited November 16, 2010 by the_hedge

[eFestivals]

Care to share?

I'm feeling as sharey as the BBC.

But a smart guy like you should be able to educate himself, so shouldn't need me. Oh, hang on...

[Ed209]

I'm feeling as sharey as the BBC.

But a smart guy like you should be able to educate himself, so shouldn't need me. Oh, hang on...

[rabid]

You've been with some strangely built women if their bits resembled the Swiss flag

[eFestivals]

I wasn't asking to be educated by you

oh, OK. My apologies for mistaking need for want.

[Kowalski]

Swiss roll = Hole

[ampersand]

You've been with some strangely built women if their bits resembled the Swiss flag

[ampersand]

But that could mean both holes?

Presume you meant the Council Gritter though.

[rabid]

never heard of chocolate starfish? i don't make the sayings.

[ampersand]

Yes and there is some similarity but I think comparing it to the Swiss flag is stretching things a little (no pun intended ).

[The Nal]

Got ya, although it's not specific to the barking spider, it could mean either.....

[rabid]

how so? starfish has 5 points, swiss flag has 4 points. was just a guess, innit

[ampersand]

I actually think one of these would be a better analogy but chocolate starfish rolls off the tongue easier (oh dear )

[rabid]

easier than what? do her up the swiss?

[ampersand]

ring. teehee, you're on fire the day

[strudders]

Its going to be great!

We will have a massive party to celebrate, lots of bunting and food. Good old knees up around the pianah and get very drunk letting of fireworks in the evening...

I also hope all the Jebus house bells ring out and we get a day off, will be fab and I just cant wait.

So bring on Thatchers death day...

As for the f**king wedding.. could not give a rats arse...

[RABun]

Its funny how a thread about the royal wedding has become a thread about arseholes.

[bunique]

Surely her (millionaire) family will be paying, in line with tradition?!

[Steve P]

Swiss roll = Hole

Edited November 16, 2010 by Steve P

[rachbon]

they don't look like real swiss rolls. they look weird.

Edited November 16, 2010 by _rachelbon

[Gre]

Good for the young man & young lady involved, I hope they're happy together and the media don't ruin their lives too much. Shame we have no doubt have to pay for the bugger though.

On the hymen - I thought horse riding broke that? I'd be very surprised if Diana, Fergie, Kate etc didn't ridehorses when they were growing up (and not just sidesaddle)

[Steve P]

they don't look like real swiss rolls. they look weird.

[LondonTom]

But gaiz this is really brilliant for the country! This will lift us all out of gloom about the recession and we can rally together to have a big shindig! Everyone will forgot they could be jobless any week now!