Ozzy gets licence, buys Ferrari, crashes car...

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Just read this story on Rock AAA made me laugh

http://www.rockaaa.com/news/ozzy-gets-licence-buys-ferrari-and-crashes-it-1505

Ozzy Osbourne is scared to drive again after crashing his brand-new Ferrari with only 20 miles on the clock.

The rock icon only recently got his driving licence, and to celebrate he purchased a top-of-the-range Italian sportster.

But the dream went sour after just a few hours when Ozzy bumped into another motorist – who turned out to be a lawyer.

Wife and manager Sharon Osbourne says: “He just passes his test, and every guy’s dream it to have a Ferrari, so he gets himself one.

“He goes, ‘I’m going driving’ – he goes out, gets lost and then he hits another car. But the guy he hits is a lawyer.

“So then Ozzy has a wicked panic on. The guy goes, ‘I’m calling the police,’ but Ozzy goes, ‘You don’t have to, it’s only a minor thing.’ The guy goes, ‘I’m a lawyer.’

“Of all the people in the world – the guy was being really lawyer-like, asking questions and being really strict.”

Now the Prince of Darkness is cautious about getting back behind the wheel. Sharon adds: “The guy didn’t recognise Ozzy – he was a lawyer.”

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He's only just got his driving licence? Bloody old people!