If anyone, who do want to be bottled.

[Banana Co]

That's not a very nice bit of banter.

[Bisque]

Don't cry about though. I'm sure you will get through it.

[Banana Co]

Well everyone seems to know what it means, obviously so do.

[mrtourette]

To have an even longer tense build up to MCR? I'm good thanks!

[jump]

Well everyone seems to know what it means, obviously so do.

[Banana Co]

I'm not sure they do, most of the thread is people saying you're a prick, idiot etc and they want to bottle you so maybe your miscommunication caused this.

[jump]

They are calling me a prick because I started this post. I feel sad that you need this explaining.

[Banana Co]

They are calling you a prick because you're a prick and an idiot who apparently deserves to be raped and bottled. I feel sad that you need this explaining.

[jump]

Because I started this thread! You f**king idiot!

[Banana Co]

So you don't deserved to be raped and bottled then?

[j-j-j-j-joe!]

Hahaha classic all of you lot are great. Who said I was bottling anybody? I just said that it would be nice if Liam Gallagher was hit by a bag of poo. I did not say bottled off either just having a laugh.

[paulomas]

ALL ABOARD THE BANTER BUS WOOP WOOP NEXT STOP you're a prick

[Banana Co]

To be fair, anyone who uses 'banter' in the context that you did will be first up against the wall when the time comes.

I honestly cannot see why you would bottle a band. It's a festival; there are plenty of other stages you could go to. I think bottling is absolutely pathetic to be honest.

[Mega Ross]

If someone manages to deck that Jared bloke from MCR I wouldn't be frowning I'll say that.

Maybe not so bad he can't carry on the show for the little kiddywinks up front with their emo flicks and snakebites, but just enough so he feels bad after for stealing a headliner spot from more deserving bands and realises they were not welcome so they stick to less prestigious festivals in the future.

In an ideal world.

Edited March 31, 2011 by Mega Ross

[RedGlover]

I did not say I was bottling anyone.

[Banana Co]

Reckon you could've avoided the confusion by titling, "If anyone, who do you want to be poo-bagged"

Then people wouldn't of thought you wanted to bottle people.

Just a suggestion to enhance the banter...

[RedGlover]

The title says bottled but it does not say I want to bottle anyone.

[Banana Co]

You can see why someone starting a thread about bottling, asking who was a potential candidate, may lead some posters down this trail of thought though...?

[lloyd2991]

This is possibly the worse thread I've read yet.

[RedGlover]

This is possibly the worse thread I've read yet.

[Yellow_Fellow]

If someone manages to deck that Jared bloke from MCR I wouldn't be frowning I'll say that.

Maybe not so bad he can't carry on the show for the little kiddywinks up front with their emo flicks and snakebites, but just enough so he feels bad after for stealing a headliner spot from more deserving bands and realises they were not welcome so they stick to less prestigious festivals in the future.

In an ideal world.

[lloyd2991]

I suppose we could have another argument about the exclusivity of the headliners?

They're not imo...

[RedGlover]

Haha the word exclusive should be banned from the forums I say

[allan14]

If people want to rape me then go ahead and try, however; it is slightly strange. If people want to bottle me then it's fine because that counts as bottling. Also, the title said 'If anyone' so if there is no one you want to bottle then thats fine.

[Banana Co]

did he just ask people to try and rape him