Funniest thing you've seen/heard at Leeds/Reading

[swede]

There was this one young lad who our group kept spotting in 08 at Leeds. I got there on the Thursday, mates were already camped up, and as we got to our camp a guy with a bleached blonde mullet was getting carried through the camp by a large group on a camping chair, all chanting. A few hours later I had to go to the long drops and there he was again, covered head to toe in mud, obviously out of his head judging by his bulging eyes, throwing mud at his mates screaming like a lunatic. Coming out the arena on the Friday my friend spotted him laid outside one of the stalls on the hill, unconscious, with a stream of puke flowing out of him. A bit later that night we went to the campsite dj and there he was back on his camping chair, crowdsurfing !!

[RichieSpenno]

A group of 4 girls walking by our tent in orange I think Saturday night. One of them shouts "Rosie can piss in her own mouth because she has a fat vagina!"

I was the only one of our group who laughed

Small things and all that.

[ViewFromTheAfternoon]

This year at leeds on the last night, people couldn't be fussed watching pulp so sat round the camp. Loads of tents had already gone by this time as happens every year, and we saw this guy running round in a crocodile suit getting chased by 2 lads shouting 'can we have our lemons back please?!', and could see them running through the whole camp.

Best. Thing. Ever!

[The Mean Bean]

The time me and my mates were sitting around our tents having a few beers when we heard a noise from the tent behind us. We decided to be quiet to hear what the noise was, it was a sort of panting noise coming from a female so we all thought that some lucky f**ker was getting his end away. A few of us started shouting some encouraging words like "go on my son" and "give her one for me!". Then we heard an angry female voice shouting at us to be quiet as their mate was having a panic attack hence the panting noise.

It gets worse though, we felt pretty bad so we got up to check if the girl was ok, we then discovered why she was having a panic attack. She had returned to her tent early to find her boyfriend kneep deep in some other girl! I felt awfal for the girl but found it slightly funny at the same time.

[bennyk]

Don't know if anybody saw this at Leeds this year, Red campsite on the wall next to the Toilets and 24hour Burger van reading

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he said Reading is better than Leeds.

Thought that was brilliant, made the toilet trip a bit more pleasant.

[Calzum]

Don't know if anybody saw this at Leeds this year, Red campsite on the wall next to the Toilets and 24hour Burger van reading

TEXT 'JIM IS A BUMBDAR'

TO

07882839528

he said Reading is better than Leeds.

Thought that was brilliant, made the toilet trip a bit more pleasant.

[Calzum]

My mate getting absolutely w*nkred, going to madness And just throwing his clothes into the crowd, till he was down to his boxers, he then proceeded to take his boxers, that's where we had to intervene a little

When he sobered up we asked why he did it, he just replied with “my trousers were too baggy”

[ArcadeMonkeys]

some lads next to us were going crazy with a blow up bed, smacking each other with it. Until randomly some long haired fella started going crazy in the middle of them, spinning his arms round really quickly while jumping up and down!

I think the fact I was hammered made it more funny than it was, but I can remember falling to the floor with laughter. Always the little things when ya pissed!

[swede]

Don't know if anybody saw this at Leeds this year, Red campsite on the wall next to the Toilets and 24hour Burger van reading

TEXT 'JIM IS A BUMBDAR'

TO

07882839528

he said Reading is better than Leeds.

Thought that was brilliant, made the toilet trip a bit more pleasant.

[SoLoCo]

During madness this one guy got on top of his mates sholders, and stood high with his arms in the air to a round of appluse. During this his mate found it funny to pull his shorts and boxers down, half the reading crowd got a lovley glance of his bum! Was really funny at the time.