Festival Must-Do list...

[OGJBOT]

Hey all...

I've gone Reading a couple of times before and had a great time... this year might be mine and my friends' last in a while so we really wanna go out in a bang... to help along the way we were gonna do some kind of competition amongst ourselves... (kinda like the bar-crawl checklist... stuff we have to do, with points attached... one the most points - most checks - wins! (thinking getting TShirts with the checklist on...)

Anyway, any suggestions about what we can put on this?

Thinking tasteful as well and a little distasteful stuff, kinda like - Have a drink with a group from Green 10points... Photo with a super-hero - 20 points etc etc...

Stupid suggestions welcome!]

Thanks guys!

[mrtourette]

Spend at least 15 mins at the front of the stage in the lock-up.

[2rare2die]

Find Millie - 100 points (plus a dose of the clap!)

[mattl]

Sunday afternoon tent sex with an early bird weekender. (+75 points for sheer depravity)

[JohnsonWHU]

Sunday afternoon tent sex with an early bird weekender. (+75 points for sheer depravity)

[Mega Ross]

Anal with an earlybird weekender who hasn't taken a dump in 5 days. (-500 points)

The obligatory finger a girl through a morph suit.

w*nk in longdrops.

[rexclark]

Anal with an earlybird weekender who hasn't taken a dump in 5 days. (-500 points)

[OGJBOT]

haha! Funny ideas... Love the Lock-up one for sure... not sure about anal with an early bird... sounds a little messy, but gotta do what you gotta do!

[ar1]

Sit up all night talking total sh*te with total strangers and just carry on the next day with the drinking and partying as if you've had a full nights sleep in a feather bed!

Get yourself noticed by one of the acts on the main stage by human pyramid, nude stage diving, or other nonsense.

Convince a total stranger that you're in a band and are out with the crowds to "soak up the atmosphere", then disapear just before whoever you claimed to be the drummer for is about to appear on stage.

[The Mean Bean]

Punch a VIP camper.

[FiestaDave]

Spunk in the face of someone who has 'sperm dumpster' (or similar) written on their face with glow in the dark paint.

[mrtourette]

The Bratty Challenge - three foot-long Bartwursts in 10 minutes.

[Calzum]

Create a mini stage in your tent and put on a better lineup with you and your friends then the actual one

[ErnestWorthing]

Go to the bbc introducing stage and go mental for a random band.

Start a festival rumour, the strokes are playing an acoustic set on Thursday night, and get a point for every time someone tells you this rumour

A point for every naked breast in a single photograph (female count double)

[ar1]

Start a festival rumour, the strokes are playing an acoustic set on Thursday night, and get a point for every time someone tells you this rumour

[ErnestWorthing]

I was at glastonbury when Michael Jackson died, I assumed it was a fake rumour, turned out, it was true!