Best place for a crap

[The Mean Bean]

Know what you mean, like an oil spill.

[SammyNHunter]

Arena bogs as soon as they open

Other than that wear shorts so you can them right off rather than drag trousers in the piss. Wellies are good too, so you aint got to worry about what your treading in. There is an art in removing shorts over mudy wellies in a confined space. Try it at home in your downstairs bog. A nice pre-festie warm up game.

Plan your poos, try to avoid getting caught short. Impromptu poos are usually the worst!

Think before you eat. The sh!ts have ruined a few days over the years

[RichieParf]

I've always followed rickety bridge policy with the festival loos - keep on moving and don't look down.

[Vieuphoria]

I always look down. You see some funny shit (pun not intended but welcome). Once saw an a rubber glove with a perfectly aimed poo in sitting in the palm. Had to chuckle.

[RichieParf]

I always look down. You see some funny shit (pun not intended but welcome). Once saw an a rubber glove with a perfectly aimed poo in sitting in the palm. Had to chuckle.

[Mega Ross]

Ask her...

http://www.thesun.co...s-Festival.html

Edited June 12, 2012 by Mega Ross

[Vieuphoria]

LOOK DOWN PUSSIES!

[2rare2die]

How do you play the 'target the turds' game if you don't look down while pissing?

[jump]

Whenever I see this, I think "What the fuck is wrong with you?"

If I dropped £20,000 in the longdrops I'd just walk away and say "no, I don't even want it back now"

And thats from a guy who was selling his DVD collection to CEX to buy food at uni. And I haven't left my overdraft in 2 years.

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[AcademicPistol]

Back on topic the best place to lay a fudge dragon has to be Peru.

[The Mean Bean]

How do you play the 'target the turds' game if you don't look down while pissing?

[Vieuphoria]

Who puts in the effort to go to the longdrops for a piss? There's a perfectly good wall around the edge of the campsite.

[jump]

no. These people are c**ts.

People camp there. In 2008 we camped along the wall, people would just walk through out camp, piss on our tents, and piss on the wall. It rained a little bit so we had pools of piss near our tents. It was gross.

Just a total lack of respect for people around, nor the site.

[Mega Ross]

Sorry but if you camped right next to the wall you're stupid and you deserve to be pissed on, those are quite obviously going to be pissed on.

Not to mention thats the worst place for flooding, not least since the water taps are located along walls and they're often next to concrete making for poor drainage.

We camp a good 5m+ from the wall, as does everyone else with common sense, except for one tent in 2010, we said to them it's a really bad idea to camp there (Why do you think everyones left a huge gap?), they got all defensive in true 16 year old Rah girl style "Fuck off our boyfriends will be here soon". 2 days later, flooded tent, crying. We took it upon ourselves to chant "encouragement" and in chant encouragement I mean take the piss loudly and in the form of song.

We either piss on the wall or play a game of fill up the empties, fuck going to the longdrops for a piss every time.

Edited June 14, 2012 by Mega Ross

[Glastonbury_2011]

Poop in a plastic bag and launch it at passers by.

[Vieuphoria]

Just curious but why decide to camp there in the 1st place? Not a chance in hell I would camp anywhere near the bogs, even without people pissing on your tent you still got the smell and the constant traffic by it.

[Mega Ross]

Sorry but if you lack the common sense, don't camp in a popular piss location, then you do deserve to be pissed on.

[LondonTom]

Sorry but if you lack the common sense, don't camp in a popular piss location, then you do deserve to be pissed on.

[mrtourette]

We all know MegaRoss is a big supporter of pissing wherever you stand but is scared shitless by the sight of a bit or poo or sanitary towel.

For me by the Sunday the longdrops are in a far better condition than the cubicles, at least they're generally still in one piece while the cubicles usually look like a bomb site.

[AcademicPistol]

We all know MegaRoss is a big supporter of pissing wherever you stand but is scared shitless by the sight of a bit or poo or sanitary towel.

[kaosmark2]

I heard that not only is he a big supporter of pissing where he stands he also sometimes doesn't bother unzipping, pulling down or unbuttoning.

[AcademicPistol]

FFS Kaos i just spat water everywhere!

[kaosmark2]

FFS Kaos i just spat water everywhere!

[AcademicPistol]

Well if there's anyone standing near you they clearly deserve to get water spat over them.

[kaosmark2]

I know the idiot had no common sense not to stand in front me when i was reading a funny post.